I will say it now Ranboo and Tommy are the bitches in the friend group that joke about their trauma to much and Tubbo is worried but still jokes about it with them
dsmp x rrverse: big sis reyna + traumatized trio headcanons
so. i was vibing with some friends in the THE TOP FLOOR 😈 discord server right? and we were discussing an rrverse x dsmp au as one does and i brought up the concept of big sis reyna with the clingy duo + ranboo aka the traumatized trio and now i bring to you headcanons because i can’t write a fic for my new comfort family dynamic rn. unfortunately it's 2 a.m. by the time i'm finished and i have school tomorrow but that's not important let's fucking go
➵ took a long time and some scarce incidents but she now addresses the three with “mi hermano” like she does with nico and leo
➵ like they’d be in a middle of a sparring session with her training with tommy one on one and trying to show him the best ways to disarm an opponent
➵ and tommy’s all frustrated bc he didn’t quite get the hang of it as quickly as he’d like which leads to him being all down in the dumps since reyna keeps besting him every time
➵ she eventually calls it a day but sneaky lil racooninnit decides to play smarter not harder and attacc when he’s sure she’s not paying attention
➵ reyna easily dodges his blow, drawing her own blade out and unarming him with a quick, practiced twist
➵ “maybe next time you’ll win but not today mi hermano.” while ruffling his hair endearingly
➵ cue the pouty face
➵ ranboo and tubbo are totally laughing at him from the sides at that
➵ ok wow i just now realized in this au she’s collected five brothers already
➵ that’s sure to be hella fun LMAO
➵ n e ways
➵ ranboo is the only one of the trio she trusts with her jellybean stash
➵ she would allow tubbo to be around them unsupervised but she knows full well that he has a feral side
➵ tommy gets along with aurum (the gold doggo) more while tubbo is argentum’s (silver doggo) favorite of the duo
➵ ranboo feeling less alone after meeting don because “hey look i’m not the only hybrid here! sick!!!”
➵ that, of course, brings them to meeting lavinia who immediately makes it her mission to become friends with the three
➵ reyna going along with lavinia on one of her many hikes around camo jupiter
➵ traumatized trio tagging along
➵ tommy complaining the entire time about the bugs and loud noises from the distant cars
➵ ranboo it more quiet than usual, just admiring what the nature around him looks like when the sun goes down
➵ tubbo is the one who enjoys the hike the most
➵ plans on asking lavinia if he could come along for the next one
➵ their energy would be perfect for each other your honor
➵ she’s there to help keep his spirits up and remind him to take a stand for himself, the people he cares about, and what he believes in
➵ he’s there to help her organize stuff out more and problem solve shit together
➵ if u want tommy to have wings in this au whatever you do don’t imagine the heartbroken look on reyna’s face when she sees them for the first time and they’re bent, covered in blood and mud and twigs, dulled, so so broken
➵ she won’t push and ask for details he doesn’t wanna share
➵ but she will offer to help him clean/preen them up a bit
➵ tommy feeling more safe and relaxed than he’d ever been when c!phil was trying to help him with his wings before 🥲
➵ them going on a drive in reyna’s car
➵ good kid starts playing
➵ tommy stops nodding off and asks her what the song’s called
➵ she tells him it’s from a musical that a group of talented mortals wrote about her friends percy, grover, and annabeth on their first quest
➵ tommy asking her if there was a way he could covert the tune into a disc
➵ the group asking for help from some hecate and apollo kids
➵ the disc is blue
➵ tubbo breaking down after waking up from another nightmare where he was growing horns like schlatt and everyone hates him
➵ reyna trying to comfort him as best as she can
➵ him looking up at her all teary-eyed
➵ “Reyna? Am I a bad leader? How do you do it?”
➵ her opening up to him about her past after reassuring him that he was not a bad leader
➵ he tried following his heart but the world pushed onto him the following of duties instead
➵ gently reminds him that he’s still a kid and that he didn’t deserve any of it
➵ demigods like her are taught from day one to always be wary and grow up fast
➵ she’s more used to this than he is
➵ he shouldn’t compare himself to others, least of all c!schlatt of all people
➵ after reyna’s pep talk he slept better than he had in weeks
➵ the daughter of bellona finding a pile of sticky notes scattered around the garden of bacchus
➵ she frowns before pocketing them and going ik seaech of their owner
➵ running into a frantic enderboi later on
➵ asks him what’s wrong
➵ he quickly fills her in on about how these sticky notes he was using to keep track and remember things were missing and they had some really important information on them such as locations in cj and information on his demigod friends so he doesn’t forget little details
➵ him getting more and more panicked the more he talks
➵ full on having a breakdown atp (aye same lol)
➵ reyna using her “leader voice” and slowly calming him down before telling him that she has them
➵ a firm but gentle lecture about being more secure with items like these in the future
➵ she offers to take him to a bookstore to buy a notebook
➵ they ended up getting him a black drakonhide journal with an sea green serpent eye design in the middle
➵ got a white quill with black speckles with it
➵ inkpot with a dragonhead cork
➵ he’s so ecstatic and excited to start using this dope looking book
➵ him thanking reyna repeatedly after they leave the bookstore
➵ ranboo pays for the hot chocolate
➵ reyna going to lavinia to ask her if she knew anyone who could enchant the book to have infinite pages and the ink to never run out
➵ ranboo wakes up the next day and he could swear that his items are glinting a little more brightly
➵ after finding out about her asshat father from snippets of conversations they managed to piece together the three went to ask nico if there was a way to beat up ghosts
➵ nico was confused at first until tommy told him about their plan
➵ a quiet “I didn’t tell you this if anyone asks but reyna really enjoys sweets. try that instead.”
➵ *turns around and shadow travels away*
➵ tubbo tapping ranboo’s shoulder and telling his friend to stop gawking and go catch up with tommy before he gets too far ahead of himself and burns something
➵ it wasn’t the best cake/surprise party but reyna loved it anyways
➵ the week had been taking more of a toll on her than she’d like so getting to have wholesome moments like this is pretty poggers
➵ they ended up having a movie night instead
➵ and if nico slipped in halfway through the film when most of them were already asleep just to spend some quiet time with his adopted big sister…
➵ well then that’s nobody’s business but his own
➵ this really turned into a “three times reyna was a big sister to kiddos who desperately need a positive familial figure and one time when they returned the favor” huh
➵ oh i would ABSOLUTELY kill a man or two to be able to witness her big sister instincts kick in when she meets c!phil for the first time and starts going OFF
➵ reyna usually keeps her calm and tries not to swear too much but the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch just brings out the hispanic curses
➵ have you ever had a friend cuss you out in spanish?
➵ trust me i’ve witnessed it happening firsthand and i definitely do not want to be the one on the receiving end
➵ oh the 90% of the other adults think they’re getting off easy?
➵ nono
➵ they get an earful too
➵ c!dream though
➵ it’s on sight
➵ hands are about to be thrown
➵ green blob men are about to be obliterated
➵ he’s already shook and terrified after getting yelled at in spanish
➵ we all saw the effect mexican dream had on him that one time
➵ imagine getting ur shrek kinnie ass called out by a praetor who collects little sibling figures like pokémon cards
➵ tommy continuing the tradition of the iconic line “suck it green boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
➵ just please
➵ all i need is protective reyna and traumatized trio having someone they can trust and who trusts and cares for them in return tyvm
➵ if canon ain’t got me i know aus do 😎
once again, this is all talking about the character they play in the smp, not the content creators themselves ty