#tree knight

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Stiffens)

Ren: Jaune?

Nora: Everything okay? (Follows Jaune's gaze to Elm in front of them) Oh, I get it~...

Ren: Get what?

Jaune: (Gulps) G-Guys... She has a FAT ASS... and I really, REALLY wanna smack it.

Elm: (Glances behind her) Excuse me?

Jaune: (Flinches)

Elm: Care to repeat that, little man?

Jaune: Uh... oh...

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Jaune: (On the ground, Crushed by thighs)

Ren: JAUNE!

Nora: I guess this is what they mean by, "Thick Thighs End Lives," huh?

Ren: Nora, please!

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Clover: There you are, Ederne. Please, have a seat.

Elm: Thank you, sir, but I'll stand. (Winces, Thinking) Damn, that kid's got an arm...

[madcat-world]

Tree Knight - EdwardDelandreArt

[quarkmaster]

Tree Knight

Edward Delandre

[thebreadthatcausedlesmis]

Exam problems

So today I had an English exam. The 5th question was about an outdoor experience. Luckily you didn't have to be truthful otherwise it would of ended up a little something like this:

One day I came in contact with Fresh summer air and a breeze that would wake you the hell up. Also sunlight touched my skin, It was absolutely horrible. I never set foot outside the house again... Unless of course I had to go to school. As you do need an education. To conclude going outside is bad and those who stay on the computer are the evolutionary master race. That is all.

instead I ended up calling a really old tree in Sherwood forest a Silent Guardian, Watchful protector, a Tree knight. which to be honest isn't that bad.