When I was a kid (and now too I suppose), I really clung to certain aspects of 'Stranger Danger' and superstition and took it really seriously to *never give anyone my name*.
For some reason my chosen fake name since forever has been Gates McFadden.
Like 5 years old my lil crow brain was like yes this is it this is the name I'm stealing.
Clown: What's your name kiddo?
Gates McFadden.
First Trip to Starbucks: Name for the order?
Gates McFadden!
Random social situation and someone asks?
Gates McFadden.
Any time a teacher who wasn't mine asked for my name:
Gates McFadden.
People who get it:
Everyone else:












