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television’s hottest show is “hannibal”. located in the pantry of an aristocrat’s townhouse, this homoerotic nightmare is the creation of a middle aged gay man with trauma flashbacks, bryan fuller, who finally answers the question “what am i watching?”. this. show. has. everything. seven stray dogs of varying breeds, a social worker inside a horse, gillian anderson, a pig carrying a human fetus, and human origami. (whats human origami?) its that thing where, like, you fold up a dead body into the shape of an anatomically correct heart to confess your love.

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chiefmartinbrody

@mymindrebels-atstagnation

nero-neptune

“Of us all, Seldon was the least robust, least confident, and, most painfully for him, least lucky, and yet it was to Seldon that I had managed to contract myself for the remainder of boyhood and probably beyond.” - page 221 of The Plot Against America, by Philip Roth

Jacob Laval as Seldon Wishnow

mymindrebels-atstagnation

JACOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB MY BABY BOY BAB

ithelpstodream

“You might think that your hair looks pretty fly, but chances are it’s nothing compared to the Amasunzu. It’s a traditionally Rwandan hairstyle that was once worn by men, as well as by unmarried women in order to indicate to potential suitors that they were single and of marriageable age.”

tearlessrainart

Been a while since I uploaded a tarot card, so here’s the six of swords because I really like the way the water came out

#shakespeare

foxhounders-deactivated20160813

ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!

people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs

thehero-groundzero

it’s what he would have wanted

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same energy

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fairyfawm

another Same Energy: so ive asked my family to refer to me as they/them bc im nb, and a few times ive corrected my cousins when theyve misgendered me. and so when my little cousins were playing superheroes, one of them said i could be supergirl, and my four year old cousin immediately pipes in with “but sams not a girl” and then, after a bit of thought, “you can be superthey!”

schrodingers-fyke

Theydies and gentlethem

rot-gospel

Same Energy ™️: my good close friend didn’t want to call me queen or king, so they ended up calling me monarch, which was funny as fuck cause my brain instantly went to “the butterfly???”

saint-batrick

one of my friends calls me madamonsieur and i love it so much.

jesin00

See, THIS is how you make gender jokes!

greenslime69

Same energy: my mum often gets stuck on trying to find a gender neutral way to call me her daughter and one time she settled on “my mature child”

raevenlywrites

My wife calls me Wubby for wife/hubby and I honestly love it

nalianova

Socially Awkward Bachelors, a novel by Jane Austen.

mentalhealthcats

rararasputinloveroftherussi

It’s finally happening.

chop was a bastion of safety and freedom. we cannot let them take this silently.

i dont normally post about this shit mainly because tumblr was supposed to be a place for me to go to escape, but at this point i dont think i can keep that up.

memecage

I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed “ages” of internet memes

surprisebitch

OP please post the link to the academic journal or the paper when your research gets published

caps-clever-girl

no doctor who moment will EVER top donna being completely fucking oblivious to the god-knows how many alien invasions and threats that cropped up on earth over the past like 5 years, the doctor is going through a dozen simultaneous aneurysms trying to comprehend how one woman has missed every single fuckin thing - sycorax and slitheen and robot santas and autons - and donna’s just like ‘i was busy.’