#trollqueen

[timetravelturtle]

I made this comic as a final project for my time class! I had a ton of fun working on it. I’ve been playing with this idea and this world for a long time. It started as an adventure for a D&D game I was running. Let me know what you think.

[foximusprime]

Someone come get yo grandpa, he wildin out here XD Just responding to cringe dms lol 💮💮💮💮💮💮💮 #FoximusPrime 💮💮💮💮💮💮💮 . . . . . . . . . . . #trolling #trollqueen #troll #responding #responses #respondingtodms #responses #response #funnyresponses #funnyresponse #reverseuno #reverse #dm #dms #funnydms #memequeen #memelord #trollingatroll #yikes #whathesay #saywhat #saywhatyoumean #nothanks #nothanksimgood #wildin (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKcYuk8DDC6/?igshid=ne3nix9br20b

[joemanimonster]

She finally found her true self! #trolls #trolldoll #trollqueen #gingertroll (at Burbank, California)

[girltirl]

[rains-xblood-blog]

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP CASTING IN MY BAD LUCK. SOME NIGHTS I CALL IT A DRAW. SOME NIGHTS I WISH MY LIPS COULD BUILD A CASTLE. SOME NIGHTS I WISH THEY'D JUST FALL OFF. BUT I STILL WAKE UP I STILL SEE YOUR GHOST. AND LORD IM NOT SURE WHAT I STAND. WHAT DO I STAND FOR? WHAT DO I STAND FOR? SOME NIGHTS I DON'T KNOW ANYMOREEEEE

[clearlygolden]

Punchy

Sara (discussing our friends as Firefly characters): So does that make [Eric] the mechanic? But that means he's sexing John...

Me: ... FANFICTION MODE ACTIVATE. FORM OF: BAD SHOJOU MANGA. "Oh John-senpai." Eric buried his face in John's abundant chest hair...

Sara: You stop that. Stop it right now.

Me: John looked down at his bright-eyed friend, never had he noticed how soft the red-head's hair was as he brought one hand up to stroke it comfortingly.

Sara: STAHP CLARA STAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHP

Me: "It will be fine..." John wiped a glistening tear from Eric's face and tilted his chin so their eyes could meet. "But... what about..." Eric looked away for a moment, hesitant to finish what they both were thinking.

Sara: You're a terrible person

Me: "Allison won't mind." John smiled down for a moment BEFORE LEANING IN SLOWLY

Sara: That's my ex-husband and my brother

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW! DON'T YOU?!

Sara: It's the hetero brother, too. Clara, Clara stop. Why are you doing this, Clara?

Me: there's a moment of hesitation between the two young men before Eric reaches around and stabs John in the throat. He crumples to the floor in a bloody heap as Eric cackles in triumph

Sara: Dead. I'm dead. You killed me. You bitch

Me: I love you.

[clearlygolden]

I need to start taking sex seriously

Me: SHOOT, YOU JUST REMINDED ME! I need to go to party city.

Him: Running out of glitter for your vagina?

Me: No, something better.

Him: Glow in the dark tampons?

Me: I can't tell you.

Him: Well shit, this is going to get ugly.

Him: ... I'm not going to get off. Am I?