Why does a trombone player cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
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Why does a trombone player cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
You underestimate the power of a trombonist to make things longer.
My friend, a trombonist.
For anyone who thinks your grandma can't handle suggestive lyrics, I present "Big Long Slidin' Thing" by Dinah Washington, recorded in 1954.