Queer and in Pain

Joanna | 28 | She/They | Queer, Disabled, Polyamorous, Neurodivirgent, Chronically-ill, Non-Binary Trans-femme | Helenistic Pagan Druid | REGs and TERFs will be blocked. No exceptions.

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

[myrandomstuffpage]

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[goldensunset]

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

[taptrial2]

???????????????

[ieee-official]

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

[yoneda-emma]

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

[maladaptations]

[softlyfiercely]

My boyfriend glanced at my phone from like five feet away and went “oh you looking at the standard model” like SIR why can you recognize this equation by shape

[acatandamouse]

Because he's a wizard. Weren't you paying attention?

[homunculus-argument]

The load-bearing difference between people who hate me and the people who don't is their willingness to believe that I really don't do all of my infuriating bullshit on purpose.

[lightandfireandsunhavegone]

The neurodivergent experience.

[homunculus-argument]

My "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" is when I'll accidentally claw my boyfriend's leg with my toenails and go "oh shit sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you" and reach out to pet him as an act of apologetic affection because he was already having a bad day and then HALF SECOND BEFORE IMPACT remember WHY he was having a bad day, and in my instant reflex reaction to try to make it all better and comfort him as an apology for hurting him on accident, I almost CRAMMED MY FINGERS ON HIS GODDAMN STITCHES.

[ironmyrmidon]

I'm sorry, but that's really funny

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that he laughed is my proof that he loves me.

[gaytanic-panic]

[galileosballs]

"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.

[galileosballs]

"oh, but this course is just a distribution requirement, it's not for my major"

Does saying things that are true and that you know are true only matter when someone is giving you a little prize for it?

[galileosballs]

Tumblr doesn't like to do this kind of ethics, so I have to phrase this carefully, but it's a question of character. And a person's character is clearest when they're being asked to do the right thing even when it doesn't matter to them.

I don't want to live in a world in which doctors and lawyers and politicians just ignore the responsibility to research and verify when it's inconvenient for them. When they're busy. When they have something they'd rather be doing. The world I live in is already too full of those people in positions of power. I'll be damned if I let there be more of them.

[bl0w-m3]

[lifeandloveofafangirl]

Bruce is an extremely patient father.

[jukeboxemcsa]

This in turn reminds me of one of the all-time classic Young Justice moments:

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Bruce’s real superpower is parenting

[kartoonatic]

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i ask everyone to remember that Anthony Joshua is an Olympic gold medalist with this fucking record:

the fact Paul even challenged him, implying he could stand a chance against AJ, is an insult.

[remember-you-are-needed]

Please can we make sure we reblog the other angle of that moment of the fight in which JP looks like he's seen his own death and knows it is imminent.

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[intellectual-punk]

[ferrousferrule]

A follow up!

https://www.tumblr.com/beneathsilverstars/799495969229176832

[possessedscholar]

Milftron 9000

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Lucy from Reverse 1999

[possessedscholar]

Hold on I gotta google something.

[possessedscholar]

Holy shit that is indeed Milftron 9000

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[analog-delight]

Public Service Announcement:

INJECT ESTROGEN AND SWITCH TO LINUX TODAY

[uhuh100]

instructions unclear, my computer is now growing boobs

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

WHY DO PRETTY LESBAINS KEEP SENDING ME NUDES??????

Im gonna die.

[spiderqueenraisa]

I'm jealous I want pretty lesbians to send me nudes!!!

[horny-for-slime]

reblog if youll accept nudes from pretty lesbians

[estrogenizedfreak]

I'll send some back too 🤭