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Hermes: The more you think about things, the weirder they seem.

Hermes: Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk??

Athena: ...

Hermes: Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.'?

Hermes: Isn't that weird?

Athena: I think conversation should be kept to a minimum until afternoon.

I get big bottom energy from you

This really made me laugh bc I forgot I asked for this, thought it was a random ask and was like

Rimmer: I have never been this happy since… Oh wow. I have never been happy.

is joe actually dead??? because i will miss staring at ned's face :( how shallow of me

You can't date women who've watched 'Friends' for the first time on Netflix.

The Fosters

Everyone I think: *continually talking about Valentine's Day*

Me: Jacksepticeye is turning 27 tomorrow.

Me: I'm a demon

Sebastian Michaelis, an intellectual: Watashi wa akuma de shitsuji desu kara

#tru though