THE TEN BEST COLOURS
(in my own personal opinion, which as we’ve stated before is the one true opinion because I am the Truth)
Green. This one is the absolutely best, it stands for life and plants and like earthiness in general. You’re cool if you like green.
Grey. Do you just really like ashes or something? Or clouds? Or lifeless bodies? Something is messed up in your brain. But you’re cool anyway.
Brown. Anyone who likes brown is like the most honest person you’ve ever met, they could be really gay or really conservative but at least they’re honest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Black. You secretly care a lot about what other people think but not in a weird way. You wish you could wear leather jackets.
Blue. Have you ever heard of a lemming? It’s you. You just like blue because everyone else likes blue. Get out.
Purple. You’re either really gay or really old (I’m looking at you grandma!!!! Dye your pixie cut a different colour, like green or something)
Red. What are you, a six year old boy?
Yellow. Just say you’re a nonbinary who likes graffiti and move on.
Orange. Who likes this colour. Tell me who likes this colour. If you’re weird don’t @ me.
Pink. You are a very performative person. It’s either your whole personality (bad) or your whole personality (good).
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