#tumblrinas

[paulandjohn]

[thisismyonlyfuckingaccount]

I called someone “naive and optimistic” and now they won’t leave me alone lmfao

@yosuckit stop messaging me. now you have a public post you can address me under instead of hiding your harassment in my DMs

edit: they’re continuing.

another edit: they’re still continuing.

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another another another edit: still continuing.

yet another edit: still going.

yet another another edit: still going.

yet another another edit: still going, but still won’t reply to this post. idk why

yet another another another edit: still won’t reply to this post but continuing the harassment campaign in DMs.

sigh. another edit: still going. can’t add any more pics. will have to reblog.

[rosemelodyshah]

Found this post while searching for confirmation of a thing and huh.

But wait.. crazy idea.

I've been going Tumblrinas. @rampantmayhem here who has apparently deactivated at some point after 20 January said Tumblrweeds.

Whichhhh means MATH TIME (stick with me I'm trying to set an explanation of something in hopes of not disappointing @moroniccats any further and.. well I disappoint a bunch of other people on the daily too but she's at the moment sort of disappointed sort of. Also I think @lestradelurkshere @nelly-rebellyyyyy and @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike will especially enjoy the sort of chaos thing happening here. Also it's fun maths time. Without numbers. And no x either.):

Tumblrweeds=Tumblrinas *1

Tumblrweeds=Tumblrinas *2

Weedarinas

*1 RM's Tumblr native/user call = mine (ignore that I am literally RMS okay)

*2 Tumblr on both sides gets divided/cut so Weeds and Rinas are left and they are jammed together and the a is for efficiency while saying/reading because something has to happen to the = and a has in general two lines to make it and also Weedarinas is more natural to me that Weed*insert anything else*rinas and I'm doing thing I've come up with it and all you know give me some leeway on how it works

DID I MAKE A WHOLE MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONAL REASON THINGY FOR A NAME THAT 99.999% OF TUMBLR NATIVES WON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT OR EVEN HEAR ABOUT?

Yes, because I've been attached to Tumblrinas for ever (Sherlock connection mostly— ballerinas, Tumblrinas, you see? He'd approve I know he would! Don't take my dreams from me weird as the are) and Weedarinas is hilarious and also sort of fits Sherlock pretty well (ballarina plus weed is a drug (Mycroft absolutely hates me for this name but... I doubt beerina would ever catch on either so lemme have my insanity Mycroft!)) so now I'm attached to Weedarinas and I had to make it make sense to someone (me) somehow. Plus. It does combine the two names fittingly.. at least I think.

Nd. Isn't Tumblr basically on crack dancers (dancers as in posters I won't explain) anyway? Besides. This is exactly the sort of thing Tumblr loves so. Yeah. We now Weedarinas. I declare it so. I have no qualms and I'm proud. (I feel like Rapunzel explaining something stupidly weird to Eugene and Cass lol)

(if this post somehow miraculously blows up I will be completely happy like yes please lemme be the Weedarinas name guy this is the sort of chaos I'm here for)

Actually to maybe blow this up I am tagging some famous people and my moots. Sorry if I completely ruin your year with this but actually not sorry I hyped myself to an incredible degree while writing this and now I'm all in. Nothing to lose and being the Weedarinas name guy to win so:

@homunculus-argument @do-not-u-dare @lokijiro @moriartea221 @i-am-a-fish @edgebug @prokopetz @autistobrat-draws @lonidraper @no-one-offical @mycroft-offical @lostwriter--xx3 @lovely-mosspatch @lovelymasks @nyxunderwood @witchywicked @anna-in-the-afterglow @the-grassy-hill @lungbarrowoakdownobsessedbitch @hesagoodone @sheremylunadandelion90 @doll-people-diaries @triflesandtea @teaboot @cheaphalloweencostume @helloliriels @sarkylittlemonster @groundzero-v AND my brain shut down bc I used my non-existant last brain cells writing this post into what I think is understandable? I don't know. Just. Tag peoples. Tag hoomans. This is either the funniest post of my entire internet career or the thing that finally does me into the asylum. Probably both. Atp both is probably preferred by.. idk someone.

[spltlvlhous]

"ypou will always have a tumblr accent" well yeah, i'm like, if tumblr was some guy with pronouns.

[suvarnarekha]

you'll ace 'em all :)

[haley-harrison]

of course tumblr is obsessed with Superman 2025. he's so Cas-coded it's funny. and tumblrinas love their earnest naive blue-eyed dark-haired blorbos

[shallowseeker]

having a long winded, badly organized blog is like, i open my closet and one of you is wedged deep inside the baseboards playing w a speck of dust and i’m like what ARE you doing in there

and how did you find that dust