Clones Go Shopping
Rex: Got the list?
All clones: Sir, yes, sir!
Rex: Right. Now, once we get into town, we're going straight to the grocery store.
Clones: Sir, yes, sir!
Rex: We're gonna go straight in and then straight out.
Clones: Sir, yes, sir!
Rex: And we're not gonna get distracted by anything, got it?
Clones: Sir, yes, sir!
*One disastrous shopping trip later*
Anakin: Ok, Rex. Care to explain why you and your men were late?
Rex: A number of reasons, sir.
Fives: I went to get ice cream with Echo and we both got drunk.
Anakin: How?
Fives and Echo: *in unison* Rum-raisin.
Anakin: *sighs*
Jesse: I got distracted by a cat at the pet store.
Kix: I had to stop an old lady from having a heart attack.
Dogma: I lost my bearings and had to find a map.
Tup: I bought a literal ton of hair products. *dumps hair products on table*
Anakin: And where's Hardcase?
Hardcase: *enters room with an ecstatic expression* Yayyyy!
Rex: Hardcase, where were you!?
Hardcase: Ah, I went on a sugar high and pepper-sprayed Cad Bane!
Cad Bane: *staggers onto the scene covered in silly string* That wasn't pepper spray, you idiot! That was silly string!
Everyone: Oh, Hardcase! *facepalm*