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MM Leo starry eyed: You're so cool-! I wanna be just like you when I grow up-!!

12 Leo immediately dying on the inside and slowly sinks to the floor on his hands and knees while the other blue clad turtles watch

Rise Leo patting 12 Leo's shell: Ouch, Lee you doing okay?

12 Leo muffled: He's so young, and I try to imagine him living this life and being thrown out a window, or getting his shell cracked or nearly dying, and it makes me weep.

03 Leo in the background: That's oddly specific. Also I can't help but feel like I made my brothers and Master Splinter cry.

87 Leo, 07 Leo, Bayverse Leo, Future 12 Leo, and Future Rise Leo all nodding in agreement

Ronin Leo from the spirit realm: Good lord someone help these boys.

Ronin Mikey brooding: This is bullshit. Everything is bullshit and I hate it here-

12 Leo without even thinking about it paps Ronin Mikey's shell gently

Ronin Mikey calming down and dumbfounded: What-what witchcraft?

Rise Donnie in a foul mood: Dum-dums-! The lot of them-! Can't they just for once use their heads-!?!

12 Leo not even looking up from his comics gently taps Rise Donnie's shell

Rise Donnie melting slightly and instantly confused: Ohmigosh what the-?

03 Raph fuming: STUPID LEO AND HIS STUPID RULES GAH-!

12 Leo with no hesitation rubs soothing circles on 03 Raph's shell

03 Raph bewildered as he calms down: Fearless 2 how the fuck-????

12 Leo explaining about how his body's basically like a breaking car that keeps getting wrecked while 87 Leo, 03 Leo, 07 Leo, Bayverse Leo and Rise Leo listen in muted horror and bafflement

07 Leo: So you've had your vocal chords messed up, your knee busted, your shell messed up, your arms strained, and your shoulder dislocated a few times???

03 Leo blatantly concerned: Good God you don't have it easy do you??

Bayverse Leo: I thought I had it bad but that's ridiculous.

Rise Leo: Lee how in the hell do you even find yourself in these kinds of situations???

87 Leo: Forget that! How the shell are you still functioning????

12 Leo with a dead serious look: Ibuprofen. It fixes my achy braking body.

12 Leo getting attacked: Someone call an ambulance!

12 Leo unsheathing his swords: But not for me-

Literally the entire group of alternate turtles: LEO N O-!

12 Leo: LEO Y E S.

Turtles Forever scenario:

12 Raph is known to be a swearer. Guy swears like a sailor if he's given a chance to. Due to this he's often got 12 Leo (aka The Mom) on his case quite a bit about it. Especially when they're thrown in with the Rise gang (one look at Rise Mikey and 12 Leo cracked down hard on the no swearing thing). However 12 Raph has a somewhat difficult time not swearing, he's not like 12 Donnie who's known for getting by with his swearing habits or Rise Donnie who swears out of his little brother's ear shot. So 12 Leo and 12 Raph come up with a compromise of sorts.

12 Raph can swear but only in Japanese and not in front of the younger turtles, since no one other than the 12 boys know the language.

So he picks up the habit of swearing in Japanese saying the nastiest things imaginable and it works out rather well. So 12 Raph keeps the habit and it's a natural response at this point so much so that he forgets about the possibility of others in the different versions of themselves and their masters might know what he's saying.

It's just an out of the blue thing when it happens. 12 Raph stubs his toe on something and without even hesitating he straight up yells in Japanese:

"MOTHER FUCKING TITS."

Completely lost in his moment of pain when he hears a cup shattering on the floor behind him. 12 Raph snaps his head up completely spooked by the sudden noise and his pain forgotten only to make eye contact with 03 Splinter who's just staring at him in shock. And it hits 12 Raph that 03 Splinter was the pet of Hamato Yoshi, who lived in Japan before moving to New York.

Which meant 03 Splinter knows Japanese.

They have a small stare down of sorts, 12 Raph just frozen deer in headlights sweating like a sinner in church while 03 Splinter just stares at him. The rat recovers and takes a deep breath before saying calmly back in Japanese:

"I would reprimand you for the use of such language however, dealing with my own son I know for a fact that it will not work. So I will only ask that you watch your mouth."

And 12 Raph pale as a ghost because he's just barely escaped the devil himself at this point just responds with a:

"Hai, Sensei. Sorry."

Before literally getting the fuck out of Dodge. Later 12 Donnie will be asking him what's wrong and 12 Mikey will be poking at his shell wondering what's gotten him so spooked and 12 Raph will hallowly say:

"I swore in front of this lair's Master Splinter."

He'll get hisses of sympathy from his younger brothers and 12 Mikey would be the one to ask what he'd said while 12 Donnie would try to tell him it's not that bad and 12 Raph would look up staring them dead in the eyes before saying:

"I literally said Mother fucking tits."

And unknowingly Rise Splinter who was passing by hears it and the three just hear this God awful wheezing noise as the shorter rat completely loses his absolute shit, laughing so hard that he literally begins to cry. Leaving 12 Raph an embarrased mess while 12 Donnie and 12 Mikey try to help their brother while also trying not to laugh at this.

Later they tell 12 Leo when 12 Raph isn't within ear shot.

And are met with their clan leader laughing so hard he ends up collapsing from the sheer force of his wheezy laughter.

12 Leo introducing his counterparts, the Rise twins and the Casey's to the concept of a hidden blade on your person via by pulling said hidden blade out during a fight.

Them later learning that they're not the only ones who learned this hidden blade thing from 12 Leo when they see 12 Donnie's bo staff with it's blade and 12 Mikey with his mini blades in his nunchakus-

Do y'all realize just how lost the 87, 03 and possibly 07 boys would be about the internet and cellphones and laptops of today?

Like the 87 gang had home phones and communicators and if lucky those big bulky blocks that were supposedly considered cellphones.

03 boys and 07 boys had cellphones that were flip phones or the sliders that came in all those wild colors.

Can you imagine the absolute bafflement when they catch sight of the 12, Bayverse and Rise gangs technology? The absolute awe they'd feel at just how big the internet and technology had advanced??

Can you imagine how they'd feel about internet humor?????? How absolutely lost they'd feel when one of the younger turtles say an iconic meme or vine or tik tok?????

Like it'd literally go:

Rise Leo: This bitch be empty yeet-!!!

87 Raph: ????? The fuck is yeet??????

Rise Donnie: It's empty that's what it is.

Or-

12 Mikey: I'm feeling like the crying cat meme today.

03 Leo:.......the....the what?

Bayverse Raph: I feel like the cat meme that says Father I crave violence today little dude.

03 Leo: ????????????????????????????

Or-

12 Leo: You been to the soup store lately?

Bayverse Donnie: I haven't been at soup lately because I was buying clothes.

07 Mikey and 07 Donnie: ?!?!? What???? Does soup????? Have to do????? With buying clothes?????

And when the younger boys pull out there cellphones and touch screens and laptops they'll just be met with bewildered looks and it'd be like:

07 Raph: What in the shell is that????

Rise Mikey with his touchscreen phone: My cellphone???? Have you never seen a cellphone????

07 Donnie: You mean that's supposed to be a flip phone?????

Rise Mikey: A wHAT-??????

Or-

87 Donnie: This is incredible!!! It's so small and sleek!!!

12 Donnie: It's just a cellphone. I mean you've seen one before right???

87 Leo: Oh! You mean these things???

Pulls out this clunky piece of tech that was an 80s cellphone

12 Donnie with a painful wheeze: THAT WAS YOUR CELLPHONE???? I now completely understand why Master Splinter was so confused when he tried to use the TPhone holy chalupa-

Or-

03 Donnie: That's a computer??? It's so light????? And easy to carry?????

Bayverse Mikey: Yeah bro, the technology just gets better and better! Why?

03 Donnie: It just blows my mind I mean this is nothing compared to my computer back home!

Bayverse Leo: What's your computer like back at home?

03 Donnie: Oh! Well it's this!

Shows a picture of the old early 2000s windows computers

Bayverse Mikey whistles: Damn bro, you could kill someone with that thing.

Bayverse Leo:..........

It'd just be this huge shock on both sides and it'd be absolutely hilarious.

03 Donnie: Well you know what they say-

12 Donnie and Rise Donnie at the same time with a deadass serious look: You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

03 Donnie sweating: No-

07 Donnie thoughtfully: They got a point though.

Bayverse Donnie: There's another saying too now that I think about it.

87 Donnie popping in: You can't spell dysfunctional without fun.

Bayverse Donnie snapping his fingers: Ah yes that one!

Future 12 Donnie: Ah these are wise words to live by, and they must never be forgotten.

MM Donnie nodding sagely: I'll take these wise words with me to the grave.

03 Donnie not even bothering at this point: I wanna be disappointed but honestly I can't.

Ronin Donnie watching all of this with Future Rise Donnie from the spirit realm: I'm so proud of them.