#tvd headcannon

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

Kai Parker being the most annoying boyfriend in the whole wide world. I'm talking taking your phone and hiding it for no other reason than you weren't paying him enough attention. Stealing your underwear. Stealing your class notes, then having the audacity to act like it wasn't him, even going as far as to help you look for them. lifting up books, looking into different desk draws, saying,'' I don't know babe, are you sure you didn't leave them at the library?'' Waking you up at the ass crack of dawn because you have, in his opinion, slept for too long, and he's started to grow bored. Starting a cult and not telling you about it until one of his followers tries to make some kind of move on you (where they then subsequently...disappear). Leaving half-eaten packets of Pork Puffs around the kitchen (please don't get me started on this one). Getting into as many arguments on Twitter as he can about ALL sorts of things and then making you sit beside him and read aloud all of his replies and responses. Smiling proudly at the reactions he was able to illicit. Sending you about one thousand different Instagram reels. Not wanting you to go anywhere without him. Super into corny matching stuff. Super into abbreviated words. But I'm talking so abbreviated you're not sure if the text message is supposed to mean something or if he just hit the keyboard at random and then pressed send.

[mysticalmallard]

🦆: One of my first posts, please let me know if you spot any mistakes or if the links don't work

Pairing: Niklaus Mikaelson x reader

Warnings: none

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Gentle Mornings With Niklaus

☆ Niklaus never really sleeps for long periods of time (poor boy is always paranoid about what his "enemies" could be planning)

☆ But he doesn't mind spending the very early mornings watching and listening to your rhythmic breathing it's one of his favourite pastimes

☆ it reminds him that you are still here...with him

☆ it still baffles him that someone he sees as pure and perfect is actually with him

☆ and there he will lay tenderly holding you, hoping that you can still feel his warmth in your dreams (like he feels yours in his)

☆ when he feels you begin to stir, he turns to you and softly caresses your cheek and watches your eyes open

☆ with a hushed "good morning love" he'll kiss your head and tuck strands of hair behind your ear

☆ that first smile from you is the highlight of his mornings

☆ on nights when he is feeling particularly restless, he will slowly untangle himself from you gently so as not to wake you in search of something to distract his busy mind

☆ Painting is often what he finds himself drawn to, and what better to paint than his favourite muse

☆ most of the time, he'll carefully, without noise, bring the canvas into your shared room ready to paint your relaxed form in the gentle glow from the moon

☆ hours go by like this with very little noise other than your gentle breaths and brush on canvas

☆ another priceless art piece for his ever growing collection

☆ he could spend forever painting you

[dizzydancingdreamer]

📂 Kol Mikaelson 🤭

Mmm my favourite man 😊

-> Kol definitely loves dogs and I feel like he’s had his fair share of golden retrievers, he likes how loyal and adaptable they are, whenever he takes off and just disappears for a decade or two he gets a golden retriever, they’re easy to take anywhere and are perfect for an active lifestyle which he for sure has, he’s had at least seven but he never forgets any of them they’re each special to him and he misses them all

-> he’s only had one tattoo and it’s long gone but it was a stick and poke from the 70’s of a smiley face on his shoulder, he got it in Colorado when he spent some time travelling, he joined a group of hippies for a little while and smoked a TON of pot but decided it wasn’t for him, it reminded him too much of being a witch and made him super sad, but one night him and some buddies came across a few jars of moonshine and low and behold he got a tattoo, he smiles when he thinks about it

-> he doesn’t like the dark, he isn’t afraid of it and he can see just fine, but from all his years spent in a box he just can’t stand being in damp, tight, dark places anymore, that’s why he drives convertibles- besides the fact that he likes expensive cars- they don’t confine him like a regular car would, basically he just gets super jumpy and grouchy, he sleeps with a nightlight and plays it off whenever someone asks, he was so thankful when phones started being made with flashlights

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

Though it would make most of the fandom sick to their stomachs, the best, most supportive boyfriend would be Stefan Salvatore. We see him care and give and (especially in the first couple of seasons) do all that he can to make and keep Elena happy, even if that means she would go on to do something he disagrees with. Stefan was a gentleman. He respected her choice, whatever that choice would be. And so, in my corner of the internet, if I were to place my reader (YOU!!!!) in Mystic Falls, love with Stefan would be tender and pure; in that way, love always is when it’s with someone who just wants you to be happy. On the other hand, do you know who would suck as a boyfriend (if you could even get him to commit officially like that?) Klaus. Klaus and Kai. Klaus and Kai, and Elijah. 

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

I love my man Klaus Mikaelson, but as Christmas time approaches, can we please admit that he would be terrible at gift-giving? Every time we see him give someone (Caroline) something, though sweet (Dresses, diamonds, etc), it is a little impersonal. She liked them because our girl is a fashionista first, but that doesn't change the fact he's given tons of other girls similar things and has figured out what the women like, generally speaking (he has a type, this goes for his type). If you were seeing him and it was Christmas time, I'm willing to bet that he'd roll up to your apartment, knock on the door, walk in without waiting for you to open it (of course), and present to you a tennis bracket made of blood diamond the size of a kidney stone.

He has an empire to run and people to terrorize. He would not be wandering around Barns and Nobles trying to find the latest copy of a book you wanted to read. Elijah would. Definitely, this is Elijah's territory. But Klaus wouldn't, I don't think it would even occur to him to compel one of the younger vampires who is sired to him to go out looking for little things like that which you would like. He's all big action. Big declarations. Big shows of love. Either it's super serious or apathetically casual with him, our man does not do balance.

I feel that if he knew you liked books, he'd get you something awe-inspiring, like, say, Shakespeare's first folio, and it would be grand and big and beautiful, but it would be, at the end of the day, impersonal. these would all be gifts that, though very nice, would be unspecific in the grand scheme of things. any girl would be thankful for something as big as what he'd give, he's hard to turn down, and I guess he knows that.

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

Elijah is a man of class; so when he sees you one day, standing in your apartment's little kitchenette, leaning against the sink as you stir a blue bowl of microwaveable spaghetti, he's forced to engage with a side of you he knows not how to process. Call it exuberance of youth, call it the absence of generational wealth. You have a collection of plastic spoons in the first draw you keep adding to, and a penchant to always lie to the machines at the self-check out. Still, Elijah doesnt know what to do. He offered to buy you a real place once. A penthouse downtown, so you could be closer to him and not have to worry about all the things that came with living on this side of town. and where you were appreciative of it, smiling and kissing up on him, he could tell how uncomfortable it made you. How it only further worked to tip the scale of your relationship in his favour.

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

I worry that some of you fail to realize why Klaus is so irritated by Finn. It is goes beyond the fact that he has turned away from the family, and rests in the fact that whilst he betrays he is so sycophantic about it. Finn is Iago. That is the only way around it. Someone so self-involved, so conscious of his proximity to power, that good and bad rest beyond himself, in any code he could ever adopt, and more so in what will appease whoever he is trying to 'court', so to speak. That's why Klaus can't stand him. Because deep deep down, his eldest brother is a bitch, and Klaus simply haven't the nerve to deal with brown-nosers. As least, when they seem to be so willing to pander to everybody else.

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

Kai Parker would read 'The Witching Hour' by Anne Rice only to then try get you pregnant with a demon baby.