Meet my bed (and Flappy's feet on the left. He's the all-important overseer of my work).
Now, let me lift the mattress.
See that little grey line? That's this:
An iron railing that holds the mattress frame in place. And there's like. Two millimetres or less between the frame and the railing.
Now, I've taken these pics post-cleaning but when I tell you the amount of fucking DUST IN THAT RAILING. MY BED HAS NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUCKING DUSTY.
So remember kids, if u have a dust allergy (thank fuck I don't), that shit gets everywhere. (You probably already know that but still. Here's your PSA - there are more nooks and crannies than you can possibly imagine. Ugh.)