#tw ellipses

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Logan: (swats a fly away from his coffee)

Remus: Sexy~

Logan: ...

Logan: Did you just call that-

Remus: Swat that fly harder!

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Roman: And so begins my campaign against the evils of the overgrown nature of my land!

Logan: ...

Logan: so you're finally mowing the lawn?

Roman: Nature's bladed tyranny shall last no longer!

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Thomas: Do any of you have healthy stress outlets?

Patton: Screaming

Roman: Murder

Logan: Wine

Virgil: Arson

Thomas: Okay... So we have screaming...

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Janus: aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Patton: well aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

Janus: no, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I’ll start being a model side right now.

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Janus: If we tell you to run, if we tell you to hide or whatever, you gotta do it.

Virgil: But.. I cannot abandon the café!

Remus: If someone storms or robs the place, then you need to hide away. We're there to protect ya, lil' man!

Virgil: But my customers!

Janus: No customers if you end up dead or imprisoned!

Virgil: I like my work - who will make them coffee without me?

Roman, a customer: The kid makes a killer latte, he can't go!

Virgil: SEE!?

Janus: YOU COULD DIE - PEOPLE ARE AFTER YOU!

Roman: After that ass or that coffee? They are both pretty great!

Virgil, blushing: see? *quietly*

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Logan: Uranium contains 20 billion calories.

Virgil: A second great reason to not eat uranium!

Patton: I would never need to eat again...

Virgil: PATTON NO!

Logan: He wouldn't. It is true.

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Janus, fondly: Remus sometimes talks in his sleep, it's quite adorable.

Remus, asleep: Fight me... you ass... square up... I think the fuck not...

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Roman: One coffee, please, lovely~

Barista!Logan, customer service voice: My name is Logan and *turns around to see Roman* Ah - I.. I am too flustered to function-

Roman: ~♥