#tw germophobia

[lavalamp-juice]

Incredibles Super Lore- Everseer

(All from an Incredibles DVD bonus (you can watch it on yt))

(Context Rick Dicker is interviewing other supers)

A personal favorite of mine, I like when super powers have a kinda downside that makes you think... hmm maybe I wouldn't want super powers [._.]

He is constantly seeing microscopic germs on everyone and everything. This is not a power he can turn off and on like other superheros in media (superman) This causes him to be germaphobic not liking physical contact.

I find it funny and disturbing that he can read the minds of animals and especially doesn't like mind read squirrels minds. WHAT ARE THESE SQUIRRELS THINKING?

I feel like he would be a better superhero working from the background like reading the villains mind and coming up with a plan since his very intelligence is high. But maybe not in the fight... In the voice recording he mentions "I can knock 3 people into a wall if I need to" he also mentions that he can make people perceive that they are being beaten up and win that way. So this guy can kinda mind control ppl? That's crazy. At the end of the voice recording he goes on a hysterical rant on how germs are everywhere and nothings clean. He was also part of a small team called The Phantasmics but that's another post.

Thx if you read all this interesting lore! :D

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Send me “Achoo!” to get my muse a box of tissues.

[doctoratesquared]

It’s amazing how people went from * coughs on you * to * coughs on you while saying “don’t worry it’s not COVID” *

Ma’am. Ma’am. I still don’t want to be sick or spread it to others. Ma’am.

[galxgal]

Thought for the day: why do sponges smell weird?

this is why I hate sponges

[dredsina]

Public Restroom Tips from Someone who Cleans Them Regularly

1) Everyone uses their feet to flush the toilet.

2) Wash your hands before using the bathroom. I feel like this extends to bathroom use at your home, too. It's very likely you've been touching something really gross without realizing it. Like money. Don't be touchin your junk with your gross hands that. I also feel like this fosters an environment of cleanliness.

3) Chances are someone has had diarrhea on your toilet recently. There's probably some lingering under the lid. I'm not trying to gross you out with this (yes I am).

4) There is a 100% chance there has been poop on the walls and floor of your stall at some point (unless it is a brand new public bathroom), probably a LOT more often than you realize. It might be cleaned off completely, and it might not. People get explosive diarrhea, and some people just...smear poop on things...

5) In the same train of thought, there is pee on the walls and floor next to the urinals. People really cannot aim, or they just choose not to...(also, if you're in a women's restroom, I can tell you that a lot of women bring their young sons into the restroom to pee, and they are ESPECIALLY bad at aiming).

6) REALLY JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING

7) I've read a study that the stall closest to the door is the least-used one. If you're looking for a stall that is likely to be the cleanest, look for an uncomfortable one (there's no light, it's cramped, it's behind the door). That doesn't mean it's clean though. It's just less likely to be used.

8) Please don't poop on the floor.

9) Please make sure your tampons/pads/etc make it inside the trash can liner. Used paper towels getting stuck to the bottom of the trash can is one thing, used tampons is another.

10) Mopping really doesn't do much.