i am steve

Randomness. Tumblr married to Jimothée Jalamet. INTP. LGBTQ+. On-Again, Off-Again Catholic. Chaotic Good.

[belvira]

True

[biglawbear]

Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

[scholar-of-imagination]

Sesame Street started in 1969 and basically made the popularity of these names absolutely TANK

[sunglassesbot]

@cursedchildofchaos

[cursedchildofchaos]

@doctoratesquared

We'll name our first child Kermit what say you

[doctoratesquared]

Orrrr we pick our favorite name of all time. Then we make a massively successful puppet-based show and name the main character that name. That name tanks. Our child now has the most unique name.

[the-lost-alchemist]

[the-lost-alchemist]

[midnightmuses301]

𝒯𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒹…

[meaniezucchini]

spring time

[cursedchildofchaos]

@doctoratesquared

[doctoratesquared]

Ohhhh! I love this!

[doctoratesquared]

The shadow people say "Hi!"

Hello there!

[kingcaspian43]

stimming so hard i clip into a wall and suffocate

[princessnijireiki]

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

[edderkopper]

Classic rock

[why-bless-your-heart]

BTW I saw this and immediately thought “what if that’s what Stonehenge was for” and then I looked it up and apparently it’s an actual theory that holds up, they sound like massive dull bells that carry for a few miles.

[doctoratesquared]

My dearest husband when will you come back from the war?

On a Tuesday, apparently.

[doctoratesquared]

I dare you to get a neck tattoo that says “murder is good”

I already have that one, though....

[doctoratesquared]

I’m bored

Hi, Bored. I'm Dad. :)

[rhubabby]

take me to snurch (snail church)

[dragongirlglasses]

happy 10 years to snurch

[rhubabby]

oh do not do this to me

[doctoratesquared]

SNURCH IS AGAINST MY BOUNDARIES!

[iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat]

THE CURSE IS UPON US, LEAVE ME BE TO CONTEMPLATE RAMIN KARIMLOO'S BEAUTIFUL VOICE

[shadow-person-sd]

I AGREE, HIS VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL!

[iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat]

Ifhdhdhd like who gave both of them the right to sound so beautiful and to be so beautiful dgxhdhbdhd😭😭😭

@shadow-person-sd gets it

[doctoratesquared]

she lies. this is what @iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat is really obsessing over

[lilyminer]

Reblog if you agree

[overmocha1068]

how can I not?

[mookybear12404]

My fiancé works remote so he’s able to text a lot more than I can, as someone who works as a therapist meeting with back to back clients. And it’s so sweet coming out of work and seeing a barrage of texts that’s just random stuff like “miss you” “drank water” “saw a bird and thought of you” “here’s a meme of a cute dog”

[mookybear12404]

This or nothing

[mookybear12404]

NEVER MIND I RESCIND MY STATEMENT >:[

[mookybear12404]

DONT DO THIS TO ME

[iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat]

@doctoratesquared tagging you in stuff on Tumblr than having to send those posts to your discord anyway cuz you're a ass hat /hj

[doctoratesquared]

@iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat im too busy grinding in Stardew - gotta make that diamond ring to propose to Linus

[clevermanka]

So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.

[konstantinshenkov]

It’s a bunny sheep! A beep, if you will.

[thelegendofsqam]

@woolandflax

[doctoratesquared]

[winter-angst]

look it , look it ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it's freakin bats ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

i love halloween

[doctoratesquared]

*whispers* freakin bats

[doctoratesquared]

Are you alive?

No.