Jul 20, 2023
Ace: *suddenly busts out laughing*
Sabo: What?
Ace: I noticed all the beets in the garden were dying. So I said to myself: What do we have in our garden? We have a bunch of dead beets.
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Ace: *suddenly busts out laughing*
Sabo: What?
Ace: I noticed all the beets in the garden were dying. So I said to myself: What do we have in our garden? We have a bunch of dead beets.
Cybirb's releasing another new game!
(A game that lets me romance Darcy? TAKE MY MONEY NOW.)
It’s the first day of your employment as an antique book appraiser, a job you’ve dreamed of for years. On your first assignment, you’re sent out to an estate sale. Intrigued by the gothic mansion, you wander the grounds, and discover, under a pile of andirons, a book. The book looks innocent – though the cover is too worn to read the title. You nearly didn’t open it… but… you did and…
POOF!
When the smoke clears…
Where am I?
You learn that the book you found is a portal to the land of Biblioteca. In this land, the greatest heroes… and villains… of literature are alive. You’re thrilled. Who wouldn’t be? Until you learn, that there are some who want to censor this world… and some who want to burn it all down. Unfortunately for you…
I’m trapped here for three months? What about my new job?
Can you stay here that long without getting involved with the characters? For if you fall in love, you’ll jeopardize them all....
LIs and Developer's notes below the cut...
Logan: P...Patton what’s wrong with you?
Patton: Logan, aren’t you being a little too sour?
Patton: Shouldn’t you be... excitrus for this?
Patton: Orange you glad that I’ve stopped being the goofy, dumb side for once?
Patton: Can’t you see? I’ve concentrated all of my feelings, put them in a bottle... just like you.
Patton (glowing orange eyes): So, Logan? Isn’t this apeeling? Isn’t this exactly what you wanted?
Cheesy: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Microphone: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Cheesy: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Microphone: *enraged silence*
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VERY IMPORTATANT; I NEED TO GET A LARGE QUANTETTY OF TOMATO PASTE OFF MY HANDS ASAP AS POSIBLE, PLEASE DM IF INTREST
appropriate response to being stabbed
shank you very much
Reblog this if your muse can make puns.