Just An Agender Kitchen Utensil

The name kind of says it all. Hey, I'm Yuki, my pronouns are any (gender? Never heard of them), and I'm a pansexual nerd. I'm probably going to post art, some stories, and maybe even more! Check out my sideblogs (@the-sides-would-be-bffs-with and @yukis-chaos-corner)! The header is by @justlgbtthings!

[yukis-chaos-corner]

Why did you disappear?

Uh… well…

CW: Long Post

I guess the main reason were my parents. They sort of blocked every avenue to push my stuff online. I was a minor back then so I get their intention in that regard, but it was more of a… control thing. And it sucked. I had no way to connect back to my friends and a lot of my trust in people on the internet were shattered because of that. I guess that was more favorable than… being in actual danger, but it still made me lose a lot of my creative spark and engagement with art in general. With college (crazy how time flies) and life nowadays, it’s harder to connect with the good parts of the internet. Tumblr was an amazing space, and I met so many cool people by just being a little anon on the internet. So, why did I write this? I feel like this has been a chapter I’ve closed but never really said on the internet until now. And… now I did. It feels surreal. All my energy to try and re-enter Tumblr anonymously has faded, and I don’t think I can really try again. I use social media as a way to connect with people I know in-person now, so mentally it seems like two very different spaces. And also, I don’t really do art as I used to - I just draw what I feel like whenever instead of concentrating it into a fandom. I loved my blog, but MAN did I box myself into Sanders Sides and only make art on that. I don’t think I have the energy to do asks or anything anymore (unless you want quick doodles, that’s fine).

I’m realizing this post just makes it seem like I’m complaining about age LOL, but it’s true that time does change you. I did make an art post for old time’s sake on my main blog if you’d like to see it! That’ll probably be my final post (until Meta destroys Instagram and I have no desire to use social media the way I do now). These blogs aren’t getting deleted, though - I consider these as artifacts of memory for me to look back on and maybe engage once in a while with.

Tumblr was such a pivotal moment of my life, and I’ll miss you all. I peeked at my old platonic wives’s blogs (@thecrowinacrown and @tastic-in-its-finest), and I’m so proud of you both :) (no idea if you’re going to see this post LOL)

Take it easy, guys, gals, and non-binary pals :) It’s time for this kitchen utensil to head out of the cupboard, officially :) Farewell :D

Peace out,

Yuki :)

[just-a-kitchen-utensil]

Uhhhhhh hey guys… long time no see?

I’m not really active on Tumblr anymore nor am I active in the Sanders Sides fandom, but I figured paying homage to my #1 ship from back then was necessary :) So, 5 years later, here’s the redraw.

Original post here!

[part-time-zombie]

Headcanon that remus likes to take some idioms very literally, as in he'll physically manifest symptoms of them as a joke.

He's daydreaming and all of a sudden his head is surrounded by clouds. Patton freaks out thinking his head is on fire, until remus tunes back in and they disappear. (Head in the clouds)

Someone gives him a compliment or shows him genuine kindness and he immediately throws up a bunch of butterflies. Logan shrugs it off as him just eating things he's not supposed to again, and remus doesn't try to correct him. (Butterflies in your stomach)

This idea just came to me and ngl I kinda love it

(if you have any other metaphors/idioms please add them to this, I'd love to see how much other stuff he could do)

[baroquepopcorn]

[cheyj05]

Sides ranked by how much Janus loves stealing their chapstick

Roman- gets really angry and publicly accuses Janus of doing it, starts an argument. Virgil always sides with Roman while Patton always sides with Janus. Logan enters the room, sees arguing, leaves room. Roman can never prove that Janus is the one who stole his chapstick in the first place, so it always ends with Roman stomping away with Virgil leaving soon after.

2. Virgil- he knows FOR A FACT that Janus stole his chapstick. He doesn't accuse him publicly but does go up to Janus and it goes like this "Janus, give me back my chapstick" "What chapstick? I don't know about any chapstick." "I KNOW you took it!" and then it goes like that for a bit until Virgil gives up and just silently seethes and glares at Janus, as per usual.

3. Patton- He starts looking around for his chapstick all confused. "Hey Jan, have you seen my chapstick?" "Hm, no, not as far as I know" "Alright then, thanks anyway! Gee... I coulda sworn it was somewhere around here....". It's not as fun as pissing off Virgil or Roman but it's still pretty funny to watch Patton fruitlessly search for his chapstick until he just decides to buy more.

4. Logan- The first time it happened, Logan guessed that Janus did it, and managed to provide a fairly good argument for why he thought so, however all of Logan's logic couldn't get pass Janus's stonewalling, so he eventually gave up. Nowadays, he just sighs and buys more. Janus is honestly disappointed, he was expecting a little more anger.

Remus isn't on the list because whatever he uses as chapstick is not going anywhere near Janus's mouth.

[lickoutyourbrains]

The gluesticks Remus keeps stealing from Janus is what he uses for chapstick. Along with it being a snack to him.

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cranberrybogmummy]

It’s orange

[yumiiiiiii]

it’s literally 71

[jessbeinme15]

Bestie it’s 74

[yumiiiiiii]

[jessbeinme15]

[spacepaprika]

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

where are you getting that from?

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

[vang0bus]

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

[astraltrickster]

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

[rubykgrant]

[vaultoffaggotry]

Posting this in case anyone is color blind and doesn’t know it lmao

[adamsmasher]

@cartoondog

[superbeans89]

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

[hellsite-yano]

[hoofpeet]

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

[aberrantemotion]

Ho oh

[dkpsyhog]

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

[aberrantemotion]

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

[dkpsyhog]

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

[princeofmisfortune]

Wanted to see if I can still render lol

[sistertaxon]

actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

[nornicojez]

I hope Arthur isn't lactose intolerant, because I know it's supposed to be serious, I want it to be serious, but every time I look at it I go "CHOESE" DO NOT blind people with melted cheese folks, or at least apolocheese later

[spiritofboredom]

Another redraw from high school!

you can't really see Jyushi's sad face but im tired so

[melchiordommik]

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

[sapropel]

Israeli whistleblowers detail horror of shadowy detention facility for Palestinians | CNN

At a military base that now doubles as a detention center in Israel’s Negev desert, an Israeli working at the facility snapped two photograp

[donnovien]

Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

[just-a-kitchen-utensil]

I know of your sins, kiss a little cute mouse today to rid yourself of them, or feel the scourn of my 10.000 duck strong army. I will unleash them on your kingdom if you refuse my demands, also bring me a sprite from the store while finding a mouse pretty please

this is the purest definition of me at 3 am…

jokes on you, the ducks are on MY side >:) BRING IT ON

[just-a-kitchen-utensil]

If you could choose to live in any other country than the one you're in right now, when do you think would be the best time for tea?

NO MATTER WHERE I LIVE EVERY SECOND IS TEA TIME!!!!

[just-a-kitchen-utensil]

Can you gender? If yes I hope you'll feel better soon

What’s that