#tw sarcasm

[jamies-playplace]

an age regressor (me) who doesnt have toys, doesn’t play, doesn’t color, doesn’t have a real or fictional cg, doesn’t watch cartoons, doesn’t wear cute clothes, doesn’t use gear, doesn’t babytalk, doesn’t eat kid snacks, doesn’t read kids books

can any other regressors relate? 😭 sometimes regression is truly just a vibe inside of you..

(this isn’t a post policing other what people's regression looks like ⚠️ this is a post about me and making fun of myself a little bit 😭 )

[marietheran-archived]

There is a pillar I pass every day on my way to and from Uni on which some very dedicated people appear to be conducting a war of overwritten and overlapping graffiti featuring flags of Palestine, Stars of David, slogans, expletives et cetera. I would love to congratulate them on the usefulness of their endeavour. Must seem very gratifying to feel like you're doing something, here, half a world away. I'm sure the person who has to clean this up one day will have very warm feelings towards both your causes :)

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

Nickel (@ Balloon): If I'm extra sarcastic with you, it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

[qiyra]

what would you guys do if I started tagging all my posts like this

[spacegayparty]

[Via text]

Patton: I'd come over now. Need anything else? Just tell me, I can still get anything you need on the way to you *smiles softly*

Logan: Just yourself, please.

Patton: Oh. That is a challenge. This is a lot of pressure, actually. I do not know whether I can live up to your standards, but I will try and not forget to bring myself while coming to yours!

Logan: Oh, Patton.

[merbis]

Vi: I don't have any resolutions. I just start doing things when I need to do them

Kabbu: I plan to work on my mindfulness.

Leif: smoosh

Vi: Leif, you literally smoosh us every day. Pick something else

Leif:...smooch?

Vi: Actually, smooshing is a great resolution! Please go back to that

Leif: smooch

-

Vi: Welp, I tried my best. I fought tooth and nail, but alas...

Kabbu: Yes, we did try very hard. We put up a great fight.

Vi: It was long fought and very violent

Kabbu: Indeed.

[shifting-lark]

TW: anon hate, negativity, bullying etc (and my sarcastic replies)

(Heavy sarcasm) Oh…. Oh no 🥺🥺 people don’t like me?? People are laughing behind my back?? 😩😩 I’m heart broken omg… I’m truly torn apart. I’m gonna leave tumblr right now. I can’t handle the pressure of ✨fame✨

You’re 100% right.. I’ve just been here for clout. I just want to be tumblr famous 😔😔 I’ve let fame blind me and I truly apologize to everyone I’ve tricked into following me…. (Heavy sarcasm end)

Anyway, have a great day anon!!! Let’s not send negative things to strangers that you’ve never met before ☺️ if anyone truly feels this way about my blog, I genuinely don’t care if you unfollow!! Up to y’all not me 👍🏻

[cursingtoji]

me 🤝 pulling your ass back into this hellhole when you feel unwanted

cause this hellhole never made me feel unwanted lol