OK DONE IT'S 1AM GN GNG

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OK DONE IT'S 1AM GN GNG
DONE OMG MY EYES FUCK
tw: gore
woke up and thought of this
Sidekick: Yo, can you pass?
Consp: First of all, I am your superior, do not "Yo" me. Second of all, young man, I only smoke because I am immune to cancer--and someone your age shouldn't even be so stressed as to need to smoke. Also, this isn't a cigarette, this is a AAA darcel batery
(Inspired by lints post)
What if Conspiracy Guy had WhatsApp?
wontShutUp:
I am the DARK LORD…
glitchBitch:
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
greed:
Attachment: “Join_Greed_TODAY-poster.pdf”
Disappointment:
Attachment:“megacorpRetirement&FuneralHomes.pdf”
Crackhead:
Do you want some doughnuts? I have a few left…
antiHero:
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
spamBot:
HELLO GHOST ROBOT…
Mcstabbypants:
Please stop taking sponsors…
Jp:
Can you not run the world so poorly?
imperialDementia:
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Sidekick:
So do we have dnd today or…
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Terrible Writing Advice (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Conspiracy Guy (Terrible Writing Advice)/General Chainsaw (Terrible Writing Advice), Conspiracy Guy (Terrible Writing Advice) & Megacorp CEO (Terrible Writing Advice), Conspiracy Guy (Terrible Writing Advice) & Unknown Irishman (Original Character) Characters: Conspiracy Guy (Terrible Writing Advice), General Chainsaw (Terrible Writing Advice), Unknown Irishman (Original Character) Additional Tags: autocannibalism, eat my heart (literally), Immortality, tortured metaphors, metaphors for torture, twa, chainspiracy, Angst, Sooo Much Angst, guy eats his heart, cracking ribs, no beta we die like consp wishes he could, Alcoholism, twangst, hallucination, sands of time Series: Part 4 of TWAngst Summary:
Most people yearned, thirsted for more time.
Time to achieve their goals; time to waste; time to see the world turn and experience what the future may bring.
They don't know how cruel time is, how quickly it looses meaning.
They don't understand what it feels like to stand outside the hourglass, watching helplessly as their friends, loved ones, dreams, and accomplishments get buried within the endless grains of sand until nothing remains.
AKA: Consp gets wasted, hallucinates, and eats himself.
Done bitches.
heh.
I have so many missing assignments
Chat what should the conspiracy (hq) front be
Casino/hotel
Export company (one of the only ones not owned by megacorp)
Winery
Normal consp name?
Theseus (me + lint)
Prometheus(me + lint)
Ace (admin)
Spiral (lint)
Sisyphus (me)
other (comments)