#twaddle

[questionableadvice]

~ A Desk-Book of Errors in English Including Notes on Colloquialisms and Slang to be Avoided in Conversation, by Frank H. Vizetelly, 1920

[the-demoness-next-door]

things were so good until they werent

(she/they - they/it/she/any - he/him)

elianora belongs to @slightly-enraged-biscuit

commissions | ko-fi | vgen

[thymehaspassed]

WHY DID HE SAY THIS

[babylon-crashing]

fictile

I'll call you Thug Jug. I'm Whatever. Stud's

go thud. “I'm doubtful/ that you'll get this, Thug

Jug” – Ugh. Like cricks in my flesh; those, “fluids

foam,” at your thoughts. Moist. Oozy. Eel & Slug

call me, “Ken.” I call them, “Eel & Slug.” Slew

caked banks shall slip their levee. Soon flood hell

waters will. “Make this about Fate,” you coo.

I do. Cocksure crevices. That rank shell

flange. Dope B-Grrl style. Barf me out. Gag me

with a spoon burned to steam crowded with holes.

Such are my moots. Sis Slug bytes. The moon bit

our brain. Soul's fictile skull. Eel's grace. Oozy

on the eyes. You won't find me, by the doe's

toes, hue and gasp, on all fours: sniffing up git.

[mikeo56]

Sherlock Holmes

“What ineffable twaddle!” I cried,

slapping the magazine down on the table,

“I never read such rubbish in my life.”

“What is it?”

asked...

Sherlock Holmes.

[peskyvinot]

I'm going to fucking sob

this part just caused a whole new level of happy stimming in me. THEYRE SO SILLY

[originallandlockedmariner]

It’s true, I miss you. Not in an overwhelming way. Not in a debilitating or heartbreaking way either. I just miss you. The soft pangs come in little reminders. A song. A smell. I’ll drive by a place we shared time together or I’ll see a movie is on while I skip channels. You brought a light to my life I’ve never seen since. I miss you and just wanted you to know.

@daily-esprit-descalier

[formandalign]

Complete twaddle.