#twd starters

[mischiefmnged]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃: 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆   !     /      sentence starters pulled from the legendary youtube channel ‘bad lip reading’ from their walking dead series .  some lines may have been edited for better use,   change whatever you want to suit your characters.   nsfw humor ahead,  brief drug mention .

❛ i hate that freakin’ turtle ! ❜

❛ well i might just do an evil drive by on [ name ]  ! ❜

❛  you keep away from my turtle, got it ? ❜

❛ ugh, he’s mushy ! ❜

❛  oh yeah ? you get no birthday ! ❜

❛ there’s a party and you can’t come, hows that ? they’re gonna have flaming cars and trailer folks and shrimp dogs and pizza ! ❜

❛  oh no no no, oh no, oh dang it ! ❜

❛ you don’t even get to touch the blind kid !  ❜

❛ excuse me, sir ? i need to get in, but i can’t. ❜

❛  you wanna see my sticks ? ❜

❛ oh, i have a creepy cat. it’s pretty rad you should come check it out. ❜

❛ sorry dude, when i come back from your place there’s always a little roach in my slender man undies. ❜

❛ you can’t just torch a windmill, dude.  ❜

❛ oh yes i can, later tater. ❜

❛ you what ? you gotta say your words right. ❜

❛ listen shorty, you can’t do this the whole week. ❜

❛ oh my bad, sorry, ey sorry, im sorry. ❜

❛ this is where the kids come to drown. ❜

❛ i grew up with a pig, they’re real clean. ❜

❛ world war two ended. i mean excuse me sir. ❜

❛ mr potato head likes to punch me. ❜

❛ i need a guy that’s got like eyes and legs... ❜

❛ you ate that apple ? man, that was my apple. ❜

❛ well he found it.  ❜

❛  so what, you just go around eating random apples ? ❜

❛ i have one thing that dolphins have and that’s a sense of discovery. ❜

❛ he’s talking about dolphins when the subject matter was [ subject ] ! ❜

❛ hey i get it man, dolphin ain’t the same as apple.   ❜

❛  in fact, apples aren’t really good for dolphins ❜

❛ i’m gonna say hi to the guy with the knife ~ !  ❜

❛ hey listen,  i think that [ name ] is weird, what do you think ? ❜

❛ she got a booty so nice you pitch that twice. ❜

❛ little cookie man never waved to me, so he got knocked out ❜

❛ you’ll get a funeral if you don’t wise up and call me. ❜

❛ i just placed the order, how can they be here already ? ❜

❛ ew, nu uh ! ❜

❛ he’s afraid.❜

[scotchymemes]

TWD 8x02 - The Damned | Sentence Starters

We can do this. We did it before. If they see us, if they fire a gun, we’re not getting in. If he tells them we’re here, it’s over before it’s even started. To our foe, then to his compound - and to certain victory! We need an opening. Find one or make one! They said they’d be here. Please, don’t shoot me! Oh look, you’ve pissed your pants. I’m not one of them! You wanna go check that out? We’ll signal you when it’s clear. You’re here, you had a gun, you’re one of them. They did not leave me a choice! They made me leave my wife and kids! I’m not gonna shoot someone with their hands up! They don’t give a shit, so why should we? We’re not here for revenge. Do you know how hard it is to piss yourself on purpose?! Imma tell you right now, I’m not worth it. It’s not about revenge, it’s about getting it done. What the hell are you doing? He tried to kill us! Is there another way outta here? What befell this creature? We don’t have time to figure that out. We shall be ready, regardless. It’s not just a few walkers. You know that, right? All of us may not make it. One of us hit him when we fired at him. We’ll only fire if they fire first. Drop your weapon and surrender! Don’t be as dumb as they think we are. We have to come for them before they come for us. We came here to kill them! And there it is, our certain victory. I am not glad for his death, or anyone’s. This journey will not end in retreat. Keep your hands down, and turn around slow.

[mischiefmnged]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃: 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆   !     /      sentence starters pulled from the legendary youtube channel ‘bad lip reading’ from their walking dead series .  some lines may have been edited for better use,   change whatever you want to suit your characters.   nsfw humor ahead,  brief drug mention . 

❛ hey, wanna know what animals i like ? sharks and skunks. ❜

❛ listen you pretty redneck -  ❜ 

❛ brother, you got skill like an english kid. ❜

❛ man that’s not fair, all i have is guitar and you get a banjo ? ❜

❛ are you ready or do you need something else before you start ? ❜

❛ my lips are so sore already. ❜

❛ a woman thug stole my banjo, do you have a new one ? ❜

❛ i got cheeta candy... it’s pretty gross. ❜

❛ oh, you’re bleeding... on me... ❜

❛ you know, a fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze. ❜

❛ i need a man that can decorate and mix my brew. ❜

❛ i’ll wash the dog but you’re washing the laundry. ❜

❛ no, i’m not gonna be your sexy beef friend. ❜

❛ knock, knock ❜ /  ❛ whose there ? ❜ /  ❛ why don’t you zip it ❜

❛ he said dreet and i’m about to freak out. ❜

❛ are you jim, or are you mark ? ❜

❛ remember that costume party, you went as a penguin and i went as a pink shark... did you see the teeth ? ❜

❛ i would like to go now. ❜

❛ candy canes wreck yalls bowels. now, is that a problem ? ❜

❛ hey papi. ❜

❛ you just like me for my weed. ❜

❛ i once new a kid, his tongue fell off in his sleep. ❜

❛ i just found out we just missed halloween. ❜

❛ i always wanted a wookiee but i found out they weren’t real. thanks for nothing george lucas. ❜

❛okay, it’s getting old, come on now stop it. ❜

❛ and that’s how they do it on broadway. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t have glued a wig on that mannequin. ❜

❛ did i just hear that right ? you glued a beard. ❜

❛ yeah but you’re not the glue police, i am. ❜

❛  i don’t think that’s a thing, that’s not a real thing you can be. ❜

❛ if we could play pool we could shoot. it would be really fun, then finally i’d be able to get my stick engraved. ❜

❛ what would it even say ? ❜

❛ ya’ll ready to be naughty ? ❜

❛ ah, okay. yeah, you’re the stuff of bad dreams. ❜

❛ hey i get it, you’re here to kill. ❜

❛ yeah i’m gonna go, sorry demon ! ❜

[mischiefmnged]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃: 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆   !     /      sentence starters pulled from the legendary youtube channel ‘bad lip reading’ from their walking dead series .  some lines may have been edited for better use,   change whatever you want to suit your characters.   nsfw humor ahead,  brief drug mention . 

❛ sweet baby, no ❜

❛  listen i’d rather you not smoke weed. ❜

❛ but you know im going to, right ? cool, later dude ! ❜

❛ whats that smell... why do you smell like old people ? ❜

❛ dude just stick around and i’ll get you drunk. ❜

❛ there ain’t a man alive that doesn’t want to get his butt washed in the jedi fountain. ❜

❛ not now princess. ❜

❛ a vagrant child came to me when i smashed my knuckle. guess what he asked me. ❜

❛ whats your favorite movie ? ❜

❛ i could kill you. ❜

❛ son of a - seriously, who puts a railing right there ? ow - ❜

❛ you like that ? i wrote it.  ❜

❛ ow, oww. hey, you just stabbed me.❜

❛ you’re so sweaty. ❜

❛ ‘cus i’m suffering. ❜

❛ i have a kitten that always laughs when you hold it and sniff it’s legs, and it’s just great for a party when you can’t mess around and it’s name is Crazy Bennigan. ❜

❛ dude, like, that’s a weirdo kitty. ❜

❛ well, it’s definitely expensive.  ❜

❛ do you think it could be magic ? ❜

❛ why aren’t you magic... you’re supposed to be magical. ❜

❛ this dork made you eat a stump ! ❜

❛ now listen kids, don’t think you can just squirt your loogies on the floor. ❜

❛ now wiggity woah daddy. ❜

❛ i hope you’re not afraid of owls because i’m getting you one.  ❜

❛ owls are the reason that god didn’t make us people with foam hair, that’s common knowledge.❜

❛ wait what are we doing here, wait what ? ❜

❛ well, it’s time to rob a stage coach.  ❜

❛ there’s something i wanna tell you... i don’t like doorbells. ❜

[gods-own-xman]

I get what you’re trying to do here, and it’s the right thing.

TWD Starters | Accepting

Overlooking the tropical island of Krakoa Ororo turned her gaze up to Thor. 

“You do?” Those who weren’t mutants did not understand, didn’t see the need for mutants to have a land of their own, where they could feel safe and accepted without the hateful, judgmental eyes they were often under. 

“Most do not. Many see our desire for isolation and grow suspicious. We are only trying to ensure our survival as a species However, it would seem that as long as we exist we will always be deemed a threat.”

@the-mjolnir-owner

[gods-own-xman]

when the time comes, they’ll get what they deserve.

TWD Starters | Accepting “When the time comes, who decides?” Ororo questioned, eyes drilling into Shaw. “

“And what gives them the right?”

@sebastianshaw

[curseofashes]

"The Walking Dead" Starters

"I don't cry anymore."

"Everyone's got a job to do."

"Get over yourself. You're not the only one who's lost something today."

"We're not splitting up again."

"I know you look at me and just see another dead ___."

"Is that what you think?"

"What do you want from me?"

"You're gonna miss me so bad when I'm gone."

"It's not over until they're all dead."

"Nobody's gotta die today."

"There's still good people out there."

"The way I see it, the good ones don't survive."

"What changed your mind?"

"I may be the one walking away, but you're the one that's leaving."

"No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think; you are not safe."

"You kill, or you die."

"Would it kill you to have a little faith?"

"One wrong wrong move and you get an arrow in the ass."

"When you care bout people, hurt is kind of part of the package."

"The pain doesn't go away, you just make room for it."

"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

"What do you want from me, ___?"

"Let's burn it down."

"I'm just tired of losing people."

"Anger makes you stupid. Stupid gets you killed."

"Man, I'm gonna get shit-faced drunk. again."

" Maybe these people need somebody like me around, huh? Do their dirty work. The bad guy."

"Why hurt yourself when you can hurt other people?"

"Why don't you say what's really on your mind?"

"I ain't no one's bitch."