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Dahyun: Bonjour, Unnie. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Jihyo: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Dahyun: Is that what that means? Oh, no wonder Sana got really excited.

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Jihyo: I love you

Dahyun: Is that you or the vodka talking?

Jihyo: It’s me talking to the vodka

Jihyo: Dahyun, what are those?

Dahyun: My guinea pigs. This lady is Claire. And this guy is also named Claire.

Part 2

Jihyo: You can't have pets in here. Company policy.

Dahyun: I know, I'm sorry. I got them for Chaeyoung's birthday, but it turns out she's allergic and the pet store won't take them back.

Jihyo: I've got a friend who works in a lab. I can call and see if they need any guinea pigs for their research.

Dahyun: They are not science experiments! They are living creatures with rich inner lives.

Jihyo: Claire number two is stuck on his back like a bug.

Dahyun: Oh, I'll handle this. [cage rustling] Flip! Flip! Oh, I flipped the wrong Claire.

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Jihyo: Getting in a little late there, Dahyun. Where ya' been?

Dahyun: Cursing out my own shadow for hanging out with a loser like me. Also, an eye doctor appointment.

Jihyo: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Dahyun: Okay, but in my defense, Tzuyu bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Jihyo: That's not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo?

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