#twilight ren

[haletwinsstan]

Twilight from the POV of Charlie Swan: a short summary

[deathis-peaceful]

emo eddie boy really took the *lid* of bella’s lemonade from their first lunch together lmao

can’t you just imagine he has some creepy ass shrine helga style made with little pieces of her trash

[rosedenali]

emmett: i know what lgbt means, but what's the plus? is it like the premium version of gay?

rosalie, a known himbosexual: kiss me

[xsleepylilgeekyx]

I swear to god, the funniest thing about the fight scene in Breaking Dawn pt.2 is when Marcus spreads his arms and says “Finally” and then gets killed.

Like yes I know the actual context.

But out of context is 10x funnier. And a gods honest mood for this year.

[potsandpansexualss]

I can't stop thinking about the fact that Edward gave Bella a fucking m i s s i l e p r o o f car

[twilightsdumbbutiwannaknowmore]

My Twilight blog is both my main and only blog.

[burntrubbertoast]

“I would have sworn there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” Stephanie could you get more Mormon

[haletwinsstan]

Twilight but it’s 2020 and WAP is on the soundtrack