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twilight: a short summary
Eddie-boy explaining the hand print-sized dent in Tyler’s van to The Very Observant Miss Bella Swan:
I rate vampire emojis because clearly I’m an expert
Such detail! The red eyes are a great twilight reference and I love how far the cape sticks up! 8/10
Less detailed and less cape height (pity) but he looks friendly! Wind swept hair makes him the frat boy of the vampire emojis 7.5/10
A baby!!!!! This one is Apple’s son dressed up as his dad for Halloween! No red eyes tho :( 8/10
Looks straight into my soul 2/10
👀👀 a sexy vampire lady!!!! She had a snacc and her smoky eye is killer, good for her!!! 11/10 I would let her bite my neck
He tooth too big for he gotdamn mouth!! Pretty one dimensional but he’s giving me a big smile 5/10
A cloak swisher!!! The drama!!!! He looks like he’s inviting me into his castle. Why does he have a flashlight under his chin though 8.5/10
This is just Apple’s oldest son who shouldn’t go trick or treating anymore but is here for the candy. I’ll add a point because he looks very polite 7/10
Lego severus snape from the tenth circle of hell -7/10
A grey boy! Very dramatic collar cut but the laser in the middle of his chest is distracting 7/10
pov: it’s 9:37 am at the cullen house
girl help I’m on a hike and some sparkly ginger is trying to confess his supernatural identity to me
deleting dating apps because i want to meet someone the traditional way (they find me bleeding out in the woods and drag me back to their ‘father’ so he can turn me into a vampire because i look like their old best friend’s baby)
*27-car pile up on the highway, one vampire killed another on their trail, ballet studio burned down, all of Phoenix is now suspicious that something is going on, baseball game ruined*
All the cullens for some reason:
Quileute: we don’t want vampires on our land
The cullens: