As a little break from talking about how I don’t like Alice, I thought I’d share that one of my favorite ships is Alice/Siobhan. For one thing, I think the size difference is really cute. And as another thing, I think it’d be really interesting to pair someone who can see the future with someone that can manipulate the future. A lot of the Twilight couples have complementary or opposing gifts, and Alice’s gift and Siobhan’s gift would work really well together. And it’d be interesting to see Alice being manipulative work with someone who can actually manipulate the future. The problem I run into is that since this is a very rare pairing, there’s literally nothing out there of them, and it makes me sad.
𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝ⵑ With her, the world stopped being dull and cruel and became curious. With you, she learned how to ground her wonder in real conversation. Together, you spoke like philosophers and spent your time finding your real self.
𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒔
Muggle-born witch
𝑷𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓/𝑨𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚
Dream-linked Empathy – You can feel the emotional colour of a room or a person but not in overwhelming floods. You simply sense what others overlook.
𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
Luna gives you weird little trinkets “to keep your thoughts from spilling out too fast”
You exchange annotated copies of The Tempest and Beedle the Bard
She sits behind you and braids your hair with crystals while you analyse Beckett
She gifts you a handmade silver bracelet that only warms when she’s thinking of you
Always have each other's backs. Having someone who wants to spend time with you builds confidence and therefore self-respect.
Being apart of Dumbledore's Army and having your patronuses play together when you cast the spell
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
One More Hour by Tame Impala
Style by Ryan Adams
Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
Closed Off (You) x The Person They Warm Up To (Luna)
Weird Ggirl x Weird Girl But Like… Goth
Sunshine (Luna) x Skeptic (You)
𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
Home Is Wherever You Are
Friends to Lovers
First Love
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖
Your mind. The way it folds and rewrites and asks better questions. She doesn’t just admire it; she trusts it.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅
Katie Bell. She drags you out to Hogsmeade when you’ve been isolating too long. Punches someone once for calling you weird. Brings you cauldron cakes and doesn't make you talk. Just eats them with you.
𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆
A mix of Sybill Trelawney and a deeply emo Remus Lupin.
You see the future in strange metaphors and live half in books, half in feeling.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒕
A violet-toned pygmy puff named Echo. Sits in your hood during cold evenings. Loves Luna’s hair. Occasionally vanishes into your scarf drawer.
𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒
𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥ⵑ She notices you first in the garden, scribbling observations in the margins of a book no one else would bother to read. You notice her much later, when she compliments your boots and you realize, too late, that she's already figured you out.
𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒔
Human (non-noble-born, brought to court under quiet artistic patronage)
𝑷𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓/𝑨𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚
Symbolic Interpretation – You can read people and politics like plays: watching the way a noblewoman folds her hands, you learn her insecurities. A sigil, a phrase, the way a servant moves; you see the game behind the mask. Your gift? You turn that insight into art, performance, and survival.
𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
You rarely initiate physical affection, but Margaery reads your eyes; if you so much as glance at her hands, she intertwines your fingers like it’s instinct.
She sends you lavish gifts; velvet notebooks, rare paints, imported records; disguised as "court donations." You always scold her. You always keep them.
Margaery once watched you sketch in silence for two hours, then softly said, “If you looked at me the way you look at paper, I’d faint.”
Your presence calms her before major political appearances. She’ll find you, sit beside you on the window ledge, and let you brush out her hair while she lists everyone she plans to manipulate that day.
You once called a lord “the intellectual equivalent of boiled cabbage” and she snorted wine
Her favorite thing is brushing your hair while you list obscure historical facts
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
Sweet Caroline by Lana Del Rey
Golden Years by David Bowie
To Bring You My Love by PJ Harvey
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
The Queen Bee (M) x The Quiet, Village Girl (You)
Tactical Power Couple, Heavy On Hand-Holding and Emotional Check-ins
Soft Pining (M) x Doesn't Think She'll Be Noticed (You)
𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
“Fake Friendship” → Real Affection
Court Intrigue + Secret Glances
Secret Romance
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖
It’s the way you never ask her to pretend. Everyone else wants the version of her that smiles, dazzles, commands a room. You never cared for the performance. You cared for the real Margaery.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅
Missandei of Naath. Soft-spoken and brilliant. She appreciates your love of nuance, theory, and expression. You write secret letters together and exchange translated poetry. She gives you calm when court becomes too sharp.
𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆
Sansa Stark (Seasons 5–8). Not because you're ladylike or politically ambitious but because you're someone who survives quietly, learns ruthlessly, and refuses to lose your softness.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒕
A pale blue-eyed raven named Velvet. Discerning, attached to only you, and carries notes to Margaery. Flies into your lap when you’re sad.
𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫ⵑ Where others underestimated you, she saw the sharpness in your silence, the fire in your intellect, the beauty in your contradictions. You reminded her that not all softness is weakness and not all quiet girls are easy to dismiss. Together, you are both cynics and romantics. Not perfect, but profoundly loyal. You bring her calm. She brings you courage. You heal together, even if neither of you would ever say the word “healing” out loud.
𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒔
Human (with subtle spiritual sensitivity)
𝑷𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓/𝑨𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚
Symbolic Claircognizance – You often just know things: people's intentions, the energy of a place, when something is about to change. Not in a loud, witchy way, just a quiet click in your mind, an insight no one else can explain. It makes you a natural confidante for shapeshifters, even when you're unaware why.
𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
You draw her in wolf form constantly; she pretends to hate it, but secretly keeps every sketch.
She walks you home after every late arcade trip. Not because you're fragile. Because you're hers.
You and Leah often sit in total silence for hours; no pressure, no small talk. Just the feeling of presence.
You bring her books and art supplies you think she'd like, even if she pretends not to care. She always uses them.
Leah keeps every single token you give her (a rock, pebble, little notes, hell, even lollie wrappers and high ties)
Once or twice you have saved Leah and Seth through your claircognizance. You felt like something was off, and you acted on it.
Your refusal to give up on her, even when she gives up on herself. There are days when Leah thinks she is completely unlovable, that you are wasting your time and she pushes you away. But you tell her no. That's not true. And she could never, truly, push you away.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅
Angela Weber. Smart, introverted, and unbothered by other people's drama. You two trade books, jokes, and theories no one else understands. She was the first person to guess you were into girls. Never made it weird. Just nodded and passed you a playlist.
𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆
Benjamin (from the Egyptian coven).
Like Benjamin, you’re drawn to balance, fascinated by the meaning of things, and quietly revolutionary. You’re also unbothered by tradition, and secretly stubborn when you care about something. People underestimate you, and they regret it.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒕
A midnight-black oriental shorthair cat named Artemis. Elegant, lanky, suspicious of everyone except you. She follows you silently from room to room, curls up against your sketchbooks, and once hissed at someone who made fun of your clothes. She has a high-pitched meow and moon-pale eyes, and people swear she understands sarcasm.
Stiles is goofy, nerdy, and easygoing—he perfectly fits your preference for a partner who isn’t dominant but brings a positive and lighthearted energy. He has that shy/nerdy appeal, but he’s also incredibly loyal and loving, which would match your straightforward and open personality well. He’s high-energy and creative, so your shared love for arts, humour, and deep conversations would make for an exciting relationship. He’d love how bold and direct you are because he needs someone who can keep up with his fast-moving brain but also ground him when he spirals.
𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀
You and Stiles absolutely have a Pinterest board for cursed ideas—from bizarre Halloween costumes to aesthetic goth bedroom redesigns.
People have stopped asking what you two are laughing about because it’s either completely random or so deep in inside joke territory that no one else can follow.
At 3 AM, Stiles is like, "You know what would be funny?" and you’re like, "Yes, let’s do it." That’s how you both end up at Walmart in matching character onesies buying 12 gallons of glitter glue for no reason.
If anyone messes with you, Stiles is ready to throw hands, but he also knows you can handle yourself (which he finds both impressive and hot).
You both forget what you were saying mid-sentence and just stare at each other until one of you remembers. No one else understands, but it works.
𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀
You: "I have an idea."
Stiles: "I love it. I support it. Let’s do it."
Scott: "You haven’t even heard what it is yet—"
Stiles & You (in sync): "Irrelevant."
Stiles: "You’d miss me if I died."
You: "I’d literally kill you if you died."
Stiles: "...fair."
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱
Lydia Martin — She appreciates your straightforward nature and loves your creativity. You, in turn, admire her intelligence and make her laugh when she needs it most. You and Stiles constantly drag her into chaotic adventures, and she pretends to be annoyed but secretly loves it.
𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗣
Derek Hale — He is way too intense, broody, and dominant. You’d constantly butt heads because he’s stubborn and doesn’t like being challenged, major power struggles. He’s emotionally closed-off, which would probably frustrate you since you’re so open about what you think and feel. He doesn’t do well with humour—your jokes in awkward moments would go right over his head or annoy him.
𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲
The Snarky One & The Dramatic One – He rants dramatically, and you respond with sarcasm.
We Shouldn’t Be Left Unsupervised – Scott literally has a crisis every time he leaves you two alone because something always happens.
Best Friends to Lovers – The most natural transition ever. One day you’re joking, the next you’re making heart eyes at each other.
𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲
Partners in Crime
𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧!
Alice is the perfect mix of artsy, eccentric, and positive energy, which would help counterbalance your struggles with depression. She adores people she loves and would absolutely dote on you in a way that feels supportive rather than overbearing. She’s insanely creative, so she’d love your artistic side and probably collaborate with you in things like designing clothes, painting, or just creating fun projects together. She’s super adaptable, meaning she’d match your ever-changing moods, whether you’re feeling more pastel goth or vampiric goth that day.
𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀
Alice loves dressing you up, and she gets so excited when you match your aesthetic to your mood. She loves how you can change your aesthetic on the fly: Pastel one day, then earthy tones and then deep vampiric? A fashionistas dream.
Everyone thinks you’re adorable together, but you’re also the most unpredictable duo ever.
Alice helps fuel your artistic side, and you inspire her to create new things instead of just predicting them.
Alice surprises you with tiny gifts or spontaneous trips, and you write her poetry or songs.
She sometimes gets lost in visions of the future, but you bring her back to the present with jokes, kisses, or just holding her hand.
𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀
You: "If I ever get possessed, how will you know it’s not me?"
Alice: "If you suddenly start making bad fashion choices, I’m calling an exorcist."
You: "Alice, please stop getting visions of my decisions before I make them."
Alice: "Nope. Also, don’t eat that, you’ll regret it."
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱
Emmett Cullen — He thinks you’re hilarious and loves your direct, no-nonsense attitude. He constantly hypes you up and joins in on your and Alice’s chaotic plans just to see what happens.
𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗣
Edward Cullen — He’s way too controlling and wouldn’t respect your independence. He’s also dramatic and brooding; you need someone more lighthearted and easygoing. He would overanalyse everything you say and do, which would be exhausting to you, and he’s too traditional; you’re more creative and spontaneous, which would frustrate him.
𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲
Sunshine & Grump – Alice is the excitable ray of sunshine, and you’re her cool, stylish, sarcastic partner.
Power Couple Vibes – You turn heads when you walk in together, radiating an effortless mix of goth royalty & artistic charm.
Romantic Teasing – Constant flirty banter that is half sarcasm, half genuine love.
𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲
Soulmate AU - Alice Sees a Vision of You Before Meeting You. She knows you’re her soulmate before you even know she exists.
