#twmurder

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Wyatt: [laughing]

Kian: What’s so funny?

Wyatt: Look at this.

Kian: What? People get found dead all the time.

Wyatt: I killed the guy over a month ago and he’s only just been found.

Kian: [laughing] He must’ve been popular! Why though?

Wyatt: He was in the way... Bet Sean n’ Co. had a fun time with that. I left him in the bath.

Kian: [snorts] Jesus.

[LAUGHTER]

Bruno: [scoffs]

Alea: Bruno. Quit it.

Oscar: What’s going on down there?

Bruno: Nothing interesting... What is it with you and plaid anyway?

Oscar: Eh?

Bruno: The shirt. You a wannabe lumberjack?

Oscar: What are you, the fashion police? A guy can’t win.

Alea: I can think of worse things t’be than a lumberjack.

Bruno: Hm.

Arturo: Oscar! There you are. I have a proposition for you.

Oscar: Yeah?

Arturo: Have you ever considered moving? You earn more than enough not to be stuck in that dingy apartment of yours.

Oscar: I haven’t thought about it, no...

Arturo: Perhaps you should? I’m sure there are certain memories tied to that place you’d rather.. forget.

Oscar: I.. guess? I’ll think about it.

Arturo: Well, don’t dawdle. I already have a few places lined up that’d be suitable, when you accept. I’ve proposed the same to Ivan. You could even live together; you seem to get on reasonably well these days.

Oscar: Uh-...

Arturo: You’d both have more than enough space, don’t worry. Think about it.

Oscar: Sure...

...

Alea: What’re y’pullin’ a face for?

Bruno: No reason.

Alea: Y’can’t bullshit a bullshitter, Bruno.

Bruno: [snorts] Fuck off.

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

h-hi.

[raging-fire-wolf]

First of all, I swear I am a writer, but I've come up with a virtually fool proof murder plan for a story/fanfiction (haven't decided yet) and it involves rat poison.

I'm legitimately wondering how to look up how much rat poison it takes to kill a human being without being too suspicious.

I'm a writer, I swear...

[pizzagrlmeetsboy1980]

FANKID TIME

oh no.

oh yes

Rosemary had a really good pregnancy. She was all belly but she was able to carry to full term and with some difficulty she was able to not smoke weed...for most of her pregnancy.

I mean she is a Sawyer unofficially

We been knew this.

I HC that The Sawyers have a good relationship with a local midwife/"not a doctor" because they dont trust hospitals for the most part ( when it doesn't benefit them at least)

Rosemary also didnt want a hospital. She doesn't trust western medicine. She has a pretty good tolerance for pain. She's ChopTop's lover thats kind of a requirement.

Chop kept going in and out of the room while she was having the baby. He was worried about her but also doesn't tolerate stress well.

She had a beautiful baby boy. Normal sized and everything. He has the birthmark on his face. The same place Chop has his.

Chop cried when he cut the cord. ;-;

His name is Ringo Sawyer, because of course they would name him that.

he is pale like Chop and has Rosemary's green eyes. He had dark hair even when he was born.

Chop held him and was speechless. He MADE a person. With the most perfect woman in the cosmos. He finally did something right. 😢😭

Drayton held him and chuckled. "Yep. He's a Sawyer. Looks just like Grandpa!"

Grandpa looked at him and smiled. He actually held Ringo's little hand.

Bubba didn't want to hold him. He's still too small. But he will when he gets bigger! He's so excited to be an uncle!!

Nubbins held him and made faces at him. He just looked up at him unaffected.

he's disturbingly quiet like Samara from the Ring. He hardly cries but when he does it's loud.

Chop is trying to deal with this. And he's making A little progress.

Ringo sleeps in the bassinet that all the boys used when they were born. Same with the larger crib and playpen.

Ringo is always excited to see his Daddy. He makes little excited noises whenever he comes home from scouting dinner or skinning a victim.

Chop will repeat the little noises he makes back at him and he thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

Ringo is strangelay entertained by violence and blood. He laughs when he sees Daddy stab someone or Mommy finish a victim off.

Ringo: *is watching from his playpen, giggles when his Dad stabs a victim from behind that's trying to flee*

Chop: Aww..Did you like that, Buddy? *goes to pick him up, blood still on his face* Oh!..L-Look..it's Mommy!!

*Rosemary finishes the victim off...her demeanor changing when she hears Ringo laughing* Aww!! Look at my little Starshine!..What are you doing up?

This is a very typical scene in Ringo's formative years.

If a victim gets the very stupid idea to try to escape and take the baby with them?

Ooh, that's a bad idea.

These two crazy hippies will chase them down.

Rosemary would be particularly vicious.

So would Chop.

If someone that's not in his family picks up Ringo, he wails. It scares him to be away from his family.

Sawyer blood runs deep.

They would all three come back SOAKED in blood.

Drayton's not shocked.

This happens a lot whenever there's a baby around.

For some reason.

[pass-me-the-dilfs]

TW: True Crime

Y'all I love true crime, especially the psychological aspect of it, but can we PLEASE stop romanticizing murderers and rapists? I just watched "The Little Things", (which is an excellent movie btw) and I decided to look up stuff about true crime because I was in the mood to learn more about it. I found people celebrating Aileen Wuornos (who I believe was forced into her situation and was definitely a victim in some ways, but she still KILLED people) and Richard Ramirez, who literally kidnapped and raped children as well as brutally murdered people. Can people just be fucking normal for five minutes and not celebrate horrible people?

[the-one-the-only-noah]

IMPORTANT THING ON COLUMBUS DAY

GUYS GUYS TRUMP HAS OFFICIATED OCTOBER 12 COLUMBUS DAY. HE IS DISREGARDING INDIGENOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR HISTORY, AND BOOSTING CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AND HIS HISTORY OF GENOCIDE, HUMAN TRAFFICKING, RAPE, AND SLAVERY. 

[cobythinks]

I think I watch too many true crime shows 

Like, sometimes I’ll just randomly stop walking and think, “What if I got fucking murdered right here right now”

and then the narrator guy starts telling my life story in my head

“Coby liked to smile, everyone who knew him knew he had a horrible yet somehow hilarious sense of humor. Goalie on the school lacrosse team and already working on several novels, Coby was looking forward to life.”

and I just kinda stand there like “what do I do with this. someone murder me. I’d make an amazing news story.”

for the record, though, please don’t come to murder me XD

<3

[tyelp-with-a-spear]

Fëanor and father: Let's not tell Tyelpe what happened to Finwë. He's too young.

Fëanor and father: *slay a bunch of Teleri in front of me shortly thereafter*