Well well Jaskier was
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Well well Jaskier was
LOCKED IN A CAGE WITH ALL THE RATS
I swear Coen called Lambert “Lambchop” at least 3 times someone tell me I’m right
Episode 1:
-bastard man Villegfortz, love that for him!!!
-ohhhhhh shit Tissaia mad
-Fringilla implied that fire magic is bad??? Really???? Game Triss flinging fireballs like no tomorrow
-Damn it Geralt you need a crossbow for flying monsters!!😂 loving all the signs tho this season
-interesting that Bruxae have more vampiric forms! I’m kind of here for it for the aesthetic, but also hmm higher vampire debate coming back lol
-Vereena is creepy af and I’m so here for it
-oh ew gross
-rip Nilfgardians
-Dadralt coming out!!
Watching TWN2 second episode:
I just love Yenn/Jaskier whether that’s platonic or romantic I haven’t decided but I just love them
WAIT WAIT WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHEN GERALT HAD THE BLACK EYES AND WIPED AROUND AND SAID MOVE ALL SEXY LIKE
Wait do we get the entire Burn Butcher Burn song??? I never even looked omg I’m about to listen to that for the next 10 years 
I'm not watching The Witcher series (which at this point I'm kind of glad) can you give me a tldr about eskel? What did they do to our boy?? I've been seeing lots of bad stuff
They turned him into trampy dick man with a shit attitude and the exact opposite of even his basic personality that’s outlined in the books. Trampy Dick Man was then used as nothing more than a plot devise and a terrible one at that. If they wanted to use Trampy Dick Man as a plot devise, they could’ve gone about it so many better ways
I would have gladly taken a slutty Eskel if he was done the proper way!!! I love the HC of Eskel being like a promiscuous guy but omg they just completely by passed the whole Eskel thing and gave us his evil twin brother or some shit