Dating Two-Bit Headcanons
WARNING(S): Mentions of alcohol abuse
Dating Two is like having a boyfriend and best friend all wrapped up into one human being. Y’all are THE definition of partners in crime.
Steals you small gifts constantly despite you telling him you don’t want him to get in trouble for it.
You guys attempt to have study dates, but not much studying ends up going on. Two-Bit wants nothing to do with the work but everything to do with you.
You do end up helping him graduate! Granted you did half of his homework and most of his school projects for him, but you were the the extra boost of motivation he needed to pull through and finally finish.
Isn’t the type of guy thats “too cool” to dance with you, he’s actually quite the opposite. It doesn’t matter who is around, what music is playing, or where you guys are; he will dance with you.
You both constantly go on walks, Two doesn’t have a car but that never bothered him none, and you didn’t mind at all. Whether it be walking you home or walking across the whole city, just the presence of each other makes the both of you feel content.
You guys have sleepovers at each others houses every Friday. It was tradition to watch Saturday morning cartoons together.
It’s because of Two-Bit you’ve seen every episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse at least two times each.
His mother and his little sister absolutely adore you. His mom knows you’re good for him and his sister loves that you share a similar level of silliness with her big brother.
Your parents think he’s okay, if anything they don’t approve but they don’t want to tell you or him that. They do think he’s a decent kid and they know you’re happy with him, but they don’t like the fact that he has no job. That, and they’ve heard some things around town about him being reckless with his drinking.
Your first time getting drunk was definitely with him, the both of you woke up in his room with killer hangovers the next day.
“I’m never drinking again.” You groaned.
“You say that now, but just wait until later tonight. Dal is snaggin’ a few bottles and there’s gonna be a party at the Curtis house. Its gon’ be a blast!” He giggled just thinking about it.
“Don’t worry, Darry won’t be there to chaperone and be a buzzkill.”
“That doesn’t make me feel better, if anythin’ that makes it worse!”
You guys never fight, but the few times you do it’s always over him drinking and getting in trouble because of it. You’re just trying to look out for him, and he knows that, but he can be a stubborn idiot.
He does try his best to clean up his act for you, though. He still drinks but he tries to not get obliterated around you.
You're the only person he allows calling him Keith, other than his mother and his sister.
The loyalty y’all both have for each other is indescribable. He’ll fight for you and you’ll do the same for him. He’s your ride or die and you’re his.
