I love my fictional husband, and I know y’all love him too but sometimes I feel like people either make him a grandpa or a closet drinking soccer mom and I don’t really feel those stereotypes so here’s my version of Darry.
-Rarely reads the paper and hardly knows whats going on in the world
-it’s cause he’s too busy either working, sleeping, working out at the gym, squeezing in time with friends, or trying to keep Pony in check
-He feels so lost and directionless so he simplified his routine to this
-HATES a dirty kitchen, nothing makes him madder than coming home and seeing that
-Honestly isn’t a good listener at all. He tries but half of the time he doesn’t care about other peoples drama and shit. He’s had to hold himself and his family up with no help so he doesn’t have a lot of sympathy
-Unless it’s super important shit, like custody terms and when bills are due, then he listens and remembers that stuff to a t
-Doesn’t really care for movies but LOVES tv. Comedy shows are his favorite. The family themed ones are hard for him to watch though
-Honestly hasn’t had much time to date or think about girls since his parents died. Like yeah, he wants to get laid, but all of the other steps are too much for him to deal with rn
-Tries really hard to save money but most everything that comes in goes back into bills/gas/food
-Tries to give Pony a little spending money, but it usually comes from Soda
-Likes baking more than cooking, he has a total sweet tooth
-DONT TALK TO HIM UNTIL HE HAS HAD HIS COFFEE
-This boy is a heavy sleeper and it takes a lot to get him up in the morning
-Looks at how messy his home is but gets stressed about it and takes a nap instead of cleaning
-Used to roof during summer vacations in high school
-his second job is working nights and weekends at a hardware store
-Isn’t quite sure what he wants to do for a living
-originally wanted to go to school for architecture but is rethinking that
-His favorite color is light blue
-Darry is super awkward around kids where as Soda is the opposite
-Its so easy to get this boy heated and losing his temper
-like he’ll get pissy about something and everyone will be like… chill man, its cool….