#two plus two is four

[driver270]

Purple Prehistoric Peril

Now imagine David Kaye singing this! ⬇️🤣

[winstonandjulia]

"How can I help it?" he blubbered. "How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four." "Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane."

George Orwell, 1984

[winstonandjulia]

"How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?" "Four." "And if the Party says that it is not four but five--then how many?" "Four." The word ended in a gasp of pain.

George Orwell, 1984

[chericherilvr]

forgive me lord for I have sinned—I found a local football player hot.

[anon-e-has-a-tmblr]

-chanting in the background - waffle! Waffle! Waffle!

Yasssss!!!!!!

[the-mango-ninja]

The sub did a noshow and the class got into the chocolate and we're listening to meme music. I swear to fuck everything is on drugs

[ohthefond]

@JohannahDarling sounds a heck of a lot like @Louis_Tomlinson lately