#twst x reader?

[random-twst-things]

Ace: Crushes are stupid

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: I know

Ace: Whenever I’m near the person I like, I just start acting stupid

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: But your always acting stupid? 🤨

Ace: .... Yea, don't worry about.

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*first time seeing Crewel with a whip on hand and cauldrons on the floor*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: With all due respect, which is none, what the fuck is this class?

Ace: pfft- What? Never heard of potionology?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Potion-fucking what?

Ace: potion! ology!

Deuce: Yea, where you learn how to brew potions and such

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Brew? What are y'all? Witches? 🤨

Ace: MAGE'S! WE'RE MAGE'S!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: potato, patato. Same thing

Ace: NO ITS NOT!

Deuce: ...maybe it is though? Considering that-

*BOOM sound 💥*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Ace, Deuce: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I am NOT going in there, that place is a safety hazard

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Do you guys think Idia's rich?

Grim: Nope, not at all

Ace: nah

Deuce: hmm I don't think so?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: hmmm, hold on

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu takes out their phone and opens chat with Idia*

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: idia?

[Idia]: ....???

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: Quick question

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: very random one, too.

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu] Also, this isn't a test, don't worry.

[Idia]: Last time you said that it was a test and I ended up having to comfort you bc I chose the "wrong" answer 💀💀💀

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: First of all, you "tried" comforting me 😔☝️

[Idia]: ...

[Idia] and then you laughed at me "trying" to comfort you -_-

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: ANYWAY

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: back to the very random question

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: Are you rich?

[Idia]: ...

[Idia]: Do you need smth??

[Idia]: ykw, just tell me the amount you need

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu took a screenshot]

[Idia]: ???

*Shows the screenshot to Ace and Deuce*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: y'all 🤭

Ace: oh that screams rich

Deuce: oh wow, I never would have thought

Grim, hopping on Mc/Y/N/Yuu's lap: Have you seen the guys technology? Oh course he has money.

Ace: A few minutes ago, you were just saying how he wasn't rich 😒

Grim: It was a trick the great Grim set in place for you to be wrong!!!!

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*In Vil's room, getting their skin cared for*

Vil: Your clothes are always so awfully worn out. Why would you even purchase such clothes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh I don't purchase them

Vil, looking at them suspiciously: ...then?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I don't steal them! Geez, who do you think I am?

Vil: I apologize but the way you phrased it makes it seem so

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: I don't steal them, I get most of my clothes from the lost and found or from the clothes and shoes bins right outside the school gates.

Vil: ...what? 🤨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea! You wouldn't believe how many good shirts ppl give away or lose! 😄

Vil: 😐

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: 🙂

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*idia overblots*

Mc/YN/Yuu: ....

Vil: epel, Mc/Y/N/Yuu, get behind-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, hands in the air: I'm gonna go buy me a gun!

Vil: MC/Y/N/YUU!-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: And I'm gonna come back here and SET. THIS. MF. OFF.

Epel: ...I mean

Vil: Do not encourage this Epel Felmier!!!

Rook, who was about to hand the gun to Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Vil: Rook, that better not be what I think it is

Rook, slowly putting the gun back into his sleeves: ....whatever could you mean? 😊

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*Watching a spelldrive practice*

*21 minutes of arguing*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: lemme play!!

Leona: No! You can't do what we're doing!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Why not?!

Leona: Magicless is one, and ya got no broom! Remember what happened last time?

Leona: So you can't do what we're doing without using magic and a broom!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: you know what you can't do in those shoes? *Points*

Leona: 🤨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: be taken seriously!

Ruggie: Shishishishishi~

Jack: 😧

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: So back the fuck up!

Leona:

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Back. Up and let me play!

Leona: FINE! Jack, they're on your team

*Minutes later Mc/Y/N/Yuu was knocked unconscious due to a high speed disc coming at their face*

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Idia, headset on, slowly turning to you: 😐

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: c'mon, humor me for a bit?

Idia: 😐

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: 😐

Idia: ...why?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: to go to the idiot's house

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Knock knock

Idia: No

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: C'MON PLEASE? IT'S A GOOD JOKE, GO WITH IT

Idia: 😒

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, we all know you wouldn't open the door or ask who it was but c'mon!!

Idia: Who is it?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: The Chicken!

Idia: Your jokes are terrible

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: are not!

Idia: are too

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: it would've had a better execution if you just went along with it like a normal person 😒

Idia: You mean like a normie?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: sure, a normie

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Imma tell this joke to Ace instead, maybe he'll like my joke better!!

Idia: Ya really think he's gonna understand the joke? 🤨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: He's a dummy, but he can't be that much of a dummy

Idia: suuuure

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu, whispering: hey, are you alone?

Idia: like... In the universe?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, whisper yelling: No! In the room! Jesus Christ, why are you so emo and depressing

Idia: you're saying that as if you weren't either 😒🫸🏼

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Jeez man, when did you get so sassy?

Idia: since I got comfortable with you

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: This really Is the sassy man apocalypse

Idia: please, you love it when I'm sassy

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I do, I really do