#twuewuv

[perpetualmessmachine]

[perpetualmessmachine]

[thylacinewings]

As I lounged upon the couch, my beloved grandskink wiled away the afternoon, resting peacefully upon my left leg as his enclosure was once more made clean. . Appropros of nothing he raised his head, and maintaining firm eye contact, calmly shat on my lap. . . #TwueWuv #Welp #ImOffToTakeAShowerNow #TadCooperBeChillinOutAndGivingZeroFucks #LapCrap https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xwSwSnoTc/?igshid=1djbusuuwq01r

[timetosavetheuniverse]

Look at this CHEESY VALENTINE DINNER.... yes Cap, we are fonduing 😘🧀💝 #twuewuv #dinnergram #valentines #cheesefondue https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt2Lph_ASLb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ltpsbj77v50z

[nytloq]

MY! COWORKER! BOUGHT! ME! A! PUMPKIN!!! AHHH!!!! 🎃😍🎃😍🎃😍🎃 #myworkfriendsarebetterthanyours #spoopy #tistheseason #halloween #twuewuv https://www.instagram.com/p/BohaaLNjfWn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jawqouevmvwo

[baltimoregal]

Four years on this Thursday, (date is 1/4/14). @Rayners is still the best thing that ever happened to me, (even when he gets on my last nerve). Life has become infinitely more "interesting" & complicated, but I would do it all again! #january #anniversary #mawwiage #twuewuv #colemanraynes2014 (at Baltimore, Maryland)

[thechamberedheart]

Get a man who will paint you a unicorn. #truelove #unicorn #twuewuv #cafemonet (at The Happy Painter, San Marcos, TX)

[maladroit13]

A good husband makes you goat gouda pepperoni pizza and doesn't laugh when you have to do the open mouth hot food breathy thing. A #husbandomagnificosupremo does these things and blows in your mouth to help cool it faster #grossmarriedpeople #twuewuv (at Schnitzelburg, Louisville)