#tycutio net

[coffinflop]

i will fight you about lord byron

[leonardcohenofficial]

it is imperative for me to burn the building with the look 💫🔥✨

[coffinflop]

i am not throwin away my shot

[coffinflop]

because i haven't posted a selfie in a while

[tycutio]

i always wonder how valentine would find out about mercutio and tybalt cuz honestly i think when he does its probably gonna be in some hilarious way

like mercutio usually sneaks into the capulet house to spend time with tybalt but tybalt wants to surprise mercutio by coming to see him at the escalus’s place one night

he doesnt remember which window is mercutios so he just starts scaling the wall

looks in one of the windows and sees valentine sleeping but its so dark in the room all he can see is his hair and outline so he thinks its mercutio

he climbs in the room and walks over to him and gets into the bed behind him like “you couldnt even wait up for me, mercutio?”

valentine turns around and tybalt realizes that this is obviously not mercutio

WOULD VALENTINE EVEN BE PHASED BY THIS CUZ I DONT THINK HE WOULD HED JUST BE LIKE “second door on the left also could we please try not to make a habit out of this”

[coffinflop]

swooning gothic heroine

[thegayestprincess]

mercutio more like merCUTIE am i right

tybalt capulet while drunk