#type: crack

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Self-Insert ends up in the Carry On world and fangirls about Snowbaz. They are fighting and the SI just shows up and starts talking about the sexual tension and Simon is spluttering while Baz freaks out because his secret is out. The SI also gives a lot of Spoilers, gets mad and says 'SIMON SNOW SALISBURY' and then starts explaining why the mage is bad and how Lucy deserved better and "You really should meet your grandma, she loves giving people cake and sanduiches"

New Carry On prompt!

[carryonprompts]

Simon is a were-odactyl. Maybe he's been alive for thousands of years, maybe on a mission from the mage he discovers some magical dinosaurs still exist and gets turned into one. Idk, I'm just obsessed w/the idea of a were-odactyl!Simon, I think it could be great for a crack fic

New Carry On prompt

[wolfrecs]

Pussy Galore

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The One Where Stiles Vets Derek's Girlfriends 

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Slow Bone

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The Epic Tale of the Jorts and Joseph the Turkey

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Wake Up and Smell the Unavoidable

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Manual Instruction