#ultimate shitposts

[waterdnp]

if you start playing pinof 9 at 11:50:56 phil's ribena flip will be at exactly midnight rb for a thicc 2018

[waterdnp]

you’ve heard of two girls one cup

now get ready for four holes two dudes

[waterdnp]

i think it’s time we save phil lester. that crazed stalker fan of his is starting to get possessive; he’s designing poor phil a tattoo of his face so he can brand him forever. we must act now, or phil will be gone forever. 

[waterdnp]

gay halloween culture is your boyfriend getting jealous of your inflatable demon costume 

[waterdnp]

“We Play Charades But This Time It’s Phil’s Turn”

see i told you they switch

[waterdnp]

day 5

we’re only on day 5 of 24. counting bloopers, that makes it 25. we’re one fifth of the way through, and i don’t know if i can make it. today they did three challenges. not one, not two, but THREE! not only that, but the set of three included the legendary not my arms challenge. they had their bloody arms around each other for five fucking minutes. that video riled everyone up like hell, and it terrifies me. what is left to come? if this is but day five, what will day 24 hold? there is so much ahead, and i know of none of it. this seems the most extreme we may ever see, but logically the hype must go up from here. i am worried for the phandom’s collective future; i will write again if i survive the upcoming days. 

[waterdnp]

i mean we got dil and tabs here in the city and naturally they’re bringing dab dong n ping just brought along evan so they could have a big city double date duh 

[waterdnp]

phil: *wears dil shirt*

dan: *wears tabitha shirt*

me: *ponders implications and coupley shit radiating from situation*

me: and y'all still think dan tops