#uncertified

[sabinko-twinkle]

[cormiemochi]

Hi there, welcome to the Asylum. You’ve been called here for a reason, are you ready to fulfill it?

If I were to have a nickel for every big friend group piece I’ve made over a Roblox game, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right? xD I’ve been having a bunch of fun with Item Asylum as of late for its silly overstimulating chaos and played with quite a few friends before, so here everyone is! As well as one of the most enduring challenges of the game, the Uncertified! I enjoyed creating this one a lot, I always do when it’s encapsulating silly friend times, and I hope you guys all do too! <3<3<3

[juneb0a]

I forgot i had tumblr oopsies

[ebonic]

I love sir combat x dracombat chat....

[askdracombat]

"Vhere iz no army vithout zomeone vho iz ready to be cold. I vill bring our dummiez to a future free of Azylumers, under vhe lead of vhe one and ONLY, CAPTAIN IMAGINAIRE. And vonce ve reign above all, vhe Azylum vill finally know peace."

I've seen some ask accounts for Item Asylum going on and I wanted to join in on it and share some of my headcanons!

(I've never done an ask blog, so to write this introduction I took inspiration and reference from @askcombatking's blog!! Please check their blog out!!)

NOT affiliated with JPX studios, or item asylum in general. This is a fan account for fan interactions, headcanons, and fun!

TEXT ASSOCIATION:

"Dracombat's lines" (He/Him)

(OOC lines) (He/Him)

*Actions*

When mentioning Combat King

When mentioning Sir Combat

When mentioning Minos

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⠀No NSFW, explicit mentions or content. Gore is allowed if not overdone.

This is a safe space, harassment or bullying of any other user in any form is not tolerated.

RPs, OCs, and other headcanons are encouraged and welcomed! I love to hear thoughts and ideas!

Cursing is allowed! Slurs are not, please keep it respectful!

!CREDIT TO JPX FOR THE CREATION OF ITEM ASYLUM AND THE CHARACTERS IN IT!

UNANSWERED ASKS: TOO MANY OH GOD HI

I will get to all my asks, so if you have one waiting, don't worry! It just takes a little time sometimes :]

#CountActs | RP asks

#CountThoughts | Normal asks

#CountWarp | End of RP interactions

#Silly Guy | OOC Posts/Answers

[scrublord27]

Back from vacation, so uh, here’s this unfinished Item Asylum fanart I didn’t bother finishing.

[thehimguy0]

this can't keep going on

you've forced me on this shit

for over 250 fucking runs.

why couldn't you just have

done this before the update

that buffed it so much

it's become impossible?

i don't even feel any

determination

unlike any other times

i'm stuck on these types of bosses

no

i just want this to stop

i don't want the weapon

i don't want the badge

i stopped wanting anything

from this fight

at run 5

and how far have you dragged me to?

"bragging rights"

"the weapon's good"

"it's about sending a message"

"we just need good kits"

"we just need to bird up"

how about

staying happy?

have you

considered how hard

it is to stay positive

when you're so goddamn tired

of fighting

the same

boss

over

and over

and over

and over

and over

and over

again?

how long

will you force me

to rely on chance

for a good loadout,

only to be outmaneuvered by pirates?

gunned down by soldiers?

flanked and destroyed by bombers?

shredded to nothing by brawlers?

stunned for eternity by mages?

decimated

by your own

mistakes?

i'm not coming back

i'm never coming back

i don't care

if we're not done

i don't care

if we need 3 people to bird up

i don't care

if i'm a pussy now

you couldn't convince me

with any argument

that going back

to that fight

is

worth

anything

at

all.

[sunny-aside]

I love she/they nonbinary people, I love he/they nbs, I love multi-pronoun nbs, I love don't-give-a-fuck about gender nbs, I love playswithgenderlikeatoy nonbinaries just ...so many cool people. So many fun and interesting and honestly revolutionary. Thank you for existing, nbs <3