#uncle izzy

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Izzy taking Stede's kids under his wing is a hill I will die on.

[id: a digital sketch of Izzy Hands and Alma Bonnet from OFMD. Izzy has kneeled down to tie Alma's shoelace. She has her hand on top of his hand for balance and is smiling. /end id]

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possibly the most ridiculous thing I did last year but I figured it was worth sharing, and at the very least the image could make people laugh even if the fic doesn't interest them.

Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Jurassic Park (1993)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Alma Bonnet & Louis Bonnet & Israel Hands,

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Jurassic Park Fusion, Israel Hands is Good With Kids, Stede Bonnet's B+ parenting, Flirty Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, (more in link)

Summary:

Jurassic park (1993 movie) rewrite with steddyhands as Ellie Sattler (Stede) /Ian Malcolm (Edward) / Alan Grant (Izzy) with Alma and Louis as the kids (and other ofmd character cameos.)

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Stacy's Dad (by dorune)

This is all kinds of Fantastic!

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I challenged Uncle Izzy.

“Smack That” (feat. Eminem)

[Akon:] Shady Convict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don’t you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X):] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that ‘till you get sore Smack that oh-oh! Upfront style ready to attack now Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Convicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I’m gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don’t you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] [Eminem:] Ooh…Looks like another club banger They better hang on when they throw this thing on Get a little drink on They gonna flip for this Akon shit You can bank on it! Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws The way she climbs up and down them poles Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls Trying to hold my woodie back through my draws Steps upstage didn’t think I saw Creeps up behind me and she’s like “You’re!” I’m like ya I know lets cut to the chase No time to waste back to my place Plus from the club to the crib it’s like a mile away Or more like a palace, shall I say Plus I got pal if your gal is game In fact he’s the one singing the song that’s playing “Akon!” [Akon:] I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don’t you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus] Eminem is rollin’, d and em rollin’ bo And all marvelous them rolling Women just holding big booty rolling’ Soon I’ll be on Eminem throwing “D!” Hitting no less than “Three!” Block wheel style like “Whee!” Girl I can tell you want me ‘cause lately I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don’t you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me

  [Chorus]

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Stacy's dad is really kinda' rad He's all I want and I want him so bad