just reblogs tbh

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[nyxsomnia7]

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

  I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years.  Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.”   Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…

[v-for-fili]

Alvita "oh my son Vice Admiral Iron Mace Koby? My son? The best Marine to ever exist? Yeah he's mine. My son is so good that Monkey D. " Mad Dog" Garp took him as his hier. He also has Axehand Morgan's son, Hippopotamus, as a close alliance. Smoker's little girl, Tashigi sweet girl, she also cares for my boy. He's mine, hes just light skinned because his daddy is a white man. See how he wears his hair pink like my feather in my hat? He's such a sweet boy, loves his momma!"

Koby: 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪 " SHE SAID WHAT!!!!!?????"

Helmepo "my name is not Hippopotamus!!!!!!!!!"

[papayafromtv]

during an argument with Ra's about whether or not the Al Ghul family could even be considered legal royalty, Jason convinces him to spend a ridiculous amount of time and resources declaring Nanda Parbat and by consequence the League of Assassins to be a part of their own independent nation/country, of which the Al Ghuls are the royal family. an unintended consequence of this is that they are then somehow invited to participate in the Olympic games, whereupon Jason thinks it would be funny to compete in the precision shooting division. it becomes rapidly less funny when he runs into Dick Grayson in the Olympic Village, because Dick lost a bet and had to compete in America's gymnastics division for that year.

a leaked series of press shots shows a photo of the two recreating the spiderman pointing meme in the middle of the street and then a photo of Jason booking it while Dick gives chase, and the footage of Jason winning the gold will forever be immortalised in Gotham meme culture simply because Dick is seen in the background of the entire livestream, standing in the front of the viewing area with his arms crossed and fucking glaring into the side of Jason's skull without blinking or looking away for a second.

Ra's has to give a statement about how he agreed to house Bruce Wayne's second ward as part of a witness protection program, and when he comes back from the press conference he solemnly declares to Jason that 'being royalty wasn't fucking worth it.'

[bellabooberry]

Current Vibes: 'The Moon Will Sing' but set to ZoLu

[curls-cat]

Shuffle the Deck, Find the Lady

happy holidays, @princessdianaartemis! I was your secret snowflake for the holiday exchange! Have almost 4k of Puck/Sabrina time travel nonsense:

~

The first time Puck meets the girl he’s crying. He’s four years old and his father has just told him he will never be good enough, never be brave or strong or smart or any kind of enough. He’s sitting outside, nestled in the roots of a tree that has always comforted him, deep in fairyland, and he wants someone to love him, but his parents have split them up, Puck to his father and Mustardseed to his mother, and Puck’s father does not want him, so Puck curls up between the roots and sobs until arms come around his waist, quite without his noticing.

The arms are unlike any he’s ever seen. Instead of perfect, even-toned skin, they’re tan, with ruddy spots and a few freckles. Puck has freckles, too, but they’re a symmetrical speckling across his cheeks and nose, not up and down his arms. The fingers at the ends of the arms end softer than Puck recognizes, too, even the nails short and blunt. There’s a scrape across some of the knuckles, and a scar—Puck’s heard about scars, but never seen them, not in the Faerie court—on one of the forearms. It looks like a burn.

Still, the arms are firm and strong around him, despite how wiry-skinny they are, and Puck burrows into the body they’re attached to without bothering to notice who it belongs to, letting his face be hidden by a tangled curtain of blonde hair.

He cries himself out, all the while listening to the shh-ing noises above him and letting himself be rocked back and forth.

“Tell me about it,” the girl, because it is a girl,” says, once he’s done crying.

“Father said—” Puck starts, but he can’t finish. He tries, though, because if he can’t even do this, it’ll mean his father is right, that Puck will never be good enough. “He said I’m not—He said I’ll ne-never be g-good enough to—” He’s crying again.

The arms around him tighten, and the girl says, “He’s wrong.”

Puck wants to believe her, but he doesn’t even know who she is.

“Listen to me,” the girl says, and she pulls back away from him enough that he can see her face for the first time. 

She’s human, that’s the only explanation for the way her eyes don’t turn up at the corners, and the red spots on her chin. Puck’s never seen a human up close before. It’s fascinating enough that he stops crying. He reaches out to touch one of the red bumps.

“Stop it, you little jerk,” she says, and she bats his hand away. But she doesn’t sound mad at him. In fact, she smiles. “You don’t need him,” she says, those blue eyes, so different from the green he’s used to, meeting his. “You don’t need your father, and you don’t need his throne. Because you’re the Trickster King, right?”

“The what?” Puck says.

The girl’s eyes widen. Then she purses her lips and nods. “The Trickster King,” she repeats. “Lord of the hooligans and layabouts. Prince of the wrong side of the tracks. Spiritual leader of all those who revel in being disappointments and nuisances.”

Puck wrinkles his nose. “I don’t know what any of that is.”

She grins at him. “You’ll figure it out.”

“But what does it mean?” Puck demands.

“It means you’re worth something even without your stupid dad,” she tells him. “It means the only person you need to be good enough for is you. And you’ve got your own crown. One your father can never take away.”

Puck believes her.

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[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage S05E07 The Real Fake Car Job.

[sztupy]

Landmark German ruling declares Google's AI Overviews are Google's own words and makes it liable for false answers

A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou

[ayeforscotland]

Let’s fucking go

[made-in-manetheren]

This is HUGE.

1. The court holds Google responsible for statements made by its AI, considering them Google's statements (search engines have limited liability for results in their engine as they're the words of other sites/companies/people), meaning when their AI lies/hallucinates they're liable for the defamation/harm resulting from those statements.

2. Google's defense that customers are generally aware of the lack of reliability and are responsible for fact checking was dismissed. As the court pointed out, that would "significantly diminish" AI Search's stated purpose and it can't be distinguished from Google's business practices/statements as a search tool.

3. Studies have found about 91% of Google's everyday AI responses are accurate, leaving millions of searches per HOUR with potential liability for falsehoods. 56% of correct responses weren't supported by the sources the AI listed. Both of which mean Google is now liable for a LOT more AI "errors."

4. Google was held liable for 80% of court costs in this case and this precedent is expected to reverberate around the world. This is a massive shift from the 3rd-party search provider role Google has previously played and it comes right as they've tied ALL searches to their AI search.

TL;DR Google reeeeeally stepped in it this time.

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[nellpose]

:')

[soaked-doors]

pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)

[poxychoo]

not my usual stuff but the One Piece LA crew are so cute😭😭😭

[sunbathingwithyou]

I had so much fun this month: soulmate geese, married in Vegas, time loops, sugar babies, oh my! Happy May, everyone!

oh, to be completely at your beck and call (how i long to be your dog by milominderbinder / @milominderbindered (3161)

Years into their messy situationship, it takes sleeping with another man for Shane to figure out that he's gay. Ilya finds this out later.

the coast is not clear by WriteThroughTheNight (8252)

“My flight is early tomorrow,” Rozanov says. He bites his lip. Shane’s eyes stick there too. “You look in hallway, yes?”

Shane sticks his head out. The hallway is empty.

Would it hurt? To go another round? Rozanov has to fly out early anyway, it’s hardly like they’ll be spending time befriending each other. What is one night, when they’ve already crossed the line with eyes wide open?

“Shit,” he says. “There’s a couple at the end of the hallway, arguing, you know? You better wait until they leave.”

OR

Shane lies, that first night, to keep Rozanov to himself a little longer. The changes spiral out from there.

Like Crazy (Lost in the Lights) by orangememory / @orangememory (10166)

Username: Goodboy24

Profile photo: his torso, cut off at the neck. Abs visible. Grey sweatpants slung low on his hips, the thick outline of his cock visible through the fabric - half-hard, because Shane knows what sells.

Bio: 21. Athlete. Busy schedule. Looking for discreet arrangements. Open to all genders for now. Versatile. No face pics until we meet. Discretion is mandatory.

Sweet, staid Shane Hollander is a Sugar baby. He doesn't need the money, but the thrill of secretly rebelling against his fame entices him. He undergoes a wild sexual awakening journey, and runs into his dear arch rival Rozanov 5 years after he starts doing this. And it gets wilder.

Gym Etiquette by petalborn (11586)

The athletic center has a gym floor, a shower block, a recovery pool, and a sauna. Shane has done something he regrets in all four of them.

Or - 3 times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov almost get caught fooling around in the athletic center, and the 1 time they actually do.

Maybe Eight Years Is Enough by ItsMayBiTheWay (12592)

The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

“Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

“Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

OR

After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

Busted by AC91 (13250)

Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.

How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

like puzzle pieces from the clay by beautifulduckweed / @beautifulduckweed (15389)

The universe had decided Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov were perfect for each other, so it sent them an unmistakable sign. Unfortunately, the two of them have a lot of practice in mistaking things. So the universe tries again, and again.

Or: how many soulmate tropes does it take to get two oblivious hockey boys together?

Tuna Melts and Longitudinal Studies by OpalApparition (20175)

I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it.

Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice

The shape of things we know by sistercacao / @scacao-blog (34332)

“Where are you going?”

“To the arena, Hollander. We are playing a game in three hours.”

“That’s tomorrow, Rozanov,” Hollander says, smirking like Ilya might be fucking with him and he wants to make sure he’s in on the joke. He looks behind and around him. “Um, can I come inside?”

“Hollander, we have game today. You were here yesterday.”

Hollander is striding toward his kitchen, looking over his shoulder at Ilya like he’s getting tired of the joke. “Very funny. I was in Montreal yesterday, Rozanov.”

Or: Ilya Rozanov in Groundhog Day!

everytime i leave by fckingfreckles (38557)

ilya rozanov did not plan to spend the majority of his rookie season in a hospital. then again, he didn't plan on shane hollander either.

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or, the whump fic. based on my own tweet: a fic where 17 yr old shane is a [redacted] ill patient and ilya is the rookie his team drags to the children’s hospital. he falls in love w freckles and can’t stop visiting shane every chance he gets.

Rookie Mistakes by isto4u / @isto4u (88245)

Shane is two years younger than Ilya and they play for the same team.

But what if Shane was a bit wilder, less afraid to experiment sexually, and a bit more of a typical ice hockey guy?

Get ready for teammates to friends to friends with benefits to lovers.

the ten step plan by WriteThroughTheNight (95714)

In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

OR

Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

frequently, secretly fond of each other by milominderbinder / @milominderbindered (222222)

A year after mysteriously dropping out of the 2009 draft, Shane Hollander is signed by the Boston Raiders, right behind Ilya Rozanov. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston — but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.

Total number of fics read: 44 (that’s 2.4 mil words!) across two fandoms

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[darlingofdots]

a selection of photos taken by other people from their first year of marriage:

towards the end of their wedding reception, sun setting, looking rumpled and tired, Ilya kissing Shane's palm while Shane is very seriously talking to Scott Hunter

the two of them with a fan, taken at the dog park, Ilya holding Anya and Shane with one arm around his husband's shoulder and the other trying to prevent Anya from licking the fan's face

Shane Hollander sitting on the Centaurs bench with blood on his face, mouth wide open, Ilya Rozanov gripping his chin and glaring at the gap where Shane's bottom canine used to be

Ilya Rozanov with his fist in the air after a goal, a smear of red in the corner of his mouth

sitting next to each other at team tape review, heads bent together, Ilya's hand on Shane's thigh, Shane's hands sketching out a play in the air

Ilya Rozanov leaning against his car in the airport arrivals line, a coffee in one hand and a forest-green smoothie in the other

Shane Hollander giving his husband the middle finger after losing the shot accuracy competition at ASG by half a second

piggyback racing across the yard with a Pike twin each clinging to their necks

Ilya Rozanov, outraged, with a face full of snow, as his husband doubles over with laughter

wearing identical blank expressions the seventeenth time a journalist asks about their "off-ice chemistry"

Shane Hollander throwing his head back and cackling in a booth at a random dive bar in a random city, Ilya Rozanov grinning into his drink

asleep on the team bus after game 5 of the conference finals, Ilya curled into Shane's shoulder

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate