Just had an epiphany watching this tiktok : https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS9Tq9tBx/
Like selina and bruce wayyyyy before knowing both of them are in high society and meeting in lower gotham kind of before batman too like them as frineds in their 20s
Selina:so yeah then he left which is so weird consi-
Bruce:wait he left?
Selina confused why he is confused:yeah?
Bruce:without paying? Dont you have to sue him?? Do you know how he looks like. Actually describe him i will get you your money back! Bruce now frustrated that his good friend didn’t get her money
Selina offended and confused (lowkey amused as well): bruce. Honey. Baby… why would he pay???
Bruce:because its your job? No? Im not judging! I empower you im with you im an ally!!
Selina: bruce… im not a prostitute. (Holding back laughter and offended as well but how the fuck did he get to this conclusion???)
Bruce: youre not??? How??
Selina: why do you even think im a prostitute??
Bruce: well you pull absolutely hot women you only talk good about your woman partners and enjoy them more than the men and most times you take these absolutely horrendous looking ones and i thought at first maybe its because they arent my type you know? But it just kept happening and moat of them give you jewelry so i thought ohhh payment because there is no way you could go back with…that.
Selina:bruce one of them was your ex???
Bruce:well that doesnt mean he isnt unfortunate looking??? Most of them look like they snuck on earth from the 12th layer of hell!
Selina:…. You’re unbelievable.
Thus is all for funsies im not making fun of anyone im not doing anything just the idea of bruce having a huge misunderstanding and being absolutely made fun of is very important for me
Also i dont think people look horrendous or ugly it just depends on the person you cant make someone who likes hot pink love green
And by this if someone says anything towards your looks body or anything eat them up because that is a miserable person that deserves a beating
Life is too short to care about peoples opinions
And by that doesnt mean dont take care of your health no take care just because life is short dont make it shorter by not taking care of your body!!! Love you all ❤️