seniorita prompta

prompt? I guess because I get ideas and I can't for the life of me get them out she/her pls be mindful, not hateful, be kind, and live your life well! I hope you have a lovely morning, evening, and night!

[shrimpalbuspotter]

We do need that snirius fic list. Desperately

Yes anon whatever you ask of me anon

SNIRIUS FIC RECS

In all siriusness. I've been waiting to make this list. Who's excited (ME ME ME!!) I absolutely love snirius with all my being, these are all from my bookmarks. I haven't read some in a hot minute but I trust my judgment

As usual with my fic recs, I won't give a summary, but if there's a little * next to a title it means it has explicit content. unSuprisingly enough all of them do. LETS GO!

An Occlument Heart *

Godfathers *

Moan My Name, Snivellus * (and its second part!)

A Quiet Life *

Second Life * (note: only read if you genuinely want to sob)

Mistakes that Bind Us *

Severus Snape Wa, Maid-sama! *

Turmoil *

All my plot bunnies (MUM AND DAD CHAPTER) *

Beyond the Veil *

OK thats all I have from my bookmarks but perhaps I'll dig out more because I am obsessed with Snirius. Not as much as I am Jeverus, but I can admit Snirius is more interesting.

ENJOY!!!!

[somoln]

Commissions open!!

Reposts are greatly appreciated!

[mitytheclown]

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

[feathers-67]

"but they hate eachother" "this ship makes no sense" "that would never be canon" "they're only friends" "but one of them is already dating someone" "they'd be toxic together" don't caaaare I'm consuming media of them being insane about each other and falling in love in situations you couldn't fathom

[holynachocrown]

Like babes that why its called FAN(made)FIC(tion) like read between the lines put two and two together dont make me ask you to shake your head and see if you hear rocks??? Also dont like =dont interact its that simple click not interested or block the creator i dont give a fuck whether you like my opinion about a ship ir not “oh but i like the creators other ships “ okay and??? I dont care either dont interact with the specific ship you hate and support the other ships or dont interact at all you dont have to give your opinion on everything sometimes opinion doesnt matter [unless of course it comes down to moral compass (incest ships rape ships predatory ships or elder and youngster ships) here we report then block.]

[torvada]

How it feels to read fanfics from fandoms that you’re not apart of

[holynachocrown]

Jason and stephanie arguing about something

Steph-i just dont want you to be like wierded out or cringed out by me dude

Jason-steph i quite literally grew up on gacha life and fanfics you cant weird me out im like the MOST cringiest and weirdest mf here

Glances and sees bruce tim dick and damian walk on squints eyes

Jason-scratch that im the- under breath-*hold on 12345* okay im the sixth most weirdest person here

Dick-tf is that supposed to mean???

Jason looks dick up and down

Jason-i think we both know what thats supposed to mean dickie

Tim not looking up from his phone-whos first?

Steph-gotta be dick

Jason-actually weirdly enough its bruce its like hes the text book definition of geek and weebo?? That man left kudos on a fic i wrote at like 14 it was a batman/bruce fic too heavy smut -shudders- my dark past

Dick-no way.

Jason-ye huh he even made merch of that shit and qouted it unironically after he adopted me and we knew eachother he was using it as a way to bond i was horrified he read it

Damian-second has to be dick

Jason-actually yeah second is dick

Damian smug-told you

Jason-hate to blow your candle light but youre third dami

Damian offended face then contemplative shrugs-makes sense honestly thought i would be second

Tim pointing at himself-and me??

Jason-fourth youre actually not that weird giving your stalking tendencies

Tim -hell yeah -texting ensues

Jason-cass is fifth only because she does that weird creepy thing when she walks and that weird glint in her eyes when she decides on a prank shudders

Steph-this actually is so informative thank you

Jason-no problem now why did you think a threesome with his father is okay???

[holynachocrown]

Okay so my fan casts or like what i think the batfam would look like irl or most dc characters

My headcannons talia and damian are both Egyptian and mixed with some asian

First off bruce

Bruce i cant decide between three people

Robert pattinson, nate mann, or this beautiful man called scott benoit

He looks like this

So yeah but im leaning towards nate and scott honestly

Okay then now onto richard , he is hard to pinpoint honestly but i found this adorable guy called louis garrel he looks like this

Like look at this man and tell me he aint dick grayson like cmon now his smile???

And a pic of him grown upp

[holynachocrown]

Okay continuing because of pic maximum stuff moving on to tim

Okay for tim i chose jacob portman he is so tim liek hello?? I have never seen someone look so tim like him he is perfect like look at him!!!

[holynachocrown]

Okay for jason i was genuinely having a hard time?? Like to choose and stuff

Like okay i was thinking of either 2 to 3 people like bruce maybe a mix of them?? Respectively jose ramon barreto, rodney harvey, david micheal reardon

Like i feel like they are mixed together to make jason or individualy?

[holynachocrown]

Now then talia and damian its pretty obvious who would be who and im not really confused about them

Its pretty set for me egyptian actress sherhan and damian is carter rockeood like cmon

[holynachocrown]

Now for cass and stephanie which again pretty obvious who is who but yeah for cass i was thinking of anna sawai or this woman i saw one pic of i can find what her name is for the life of me🫠🫠 and steph is either amanda seyfried or dorit revelis

[holynachocrown]

Now then barbra and cat woman which is selina again pretty obvious who is who

Babra i was thinking a mix of these two one is brunnete the other actually has red hair im actually going to add one more so first anya taylor or sadie sink but she looks a little too young? (Also names im getting from pintrest if they arent the names let me know ) or haley bennet

Now for cat woman i decided shes either indian or black and i cant decide between which one gina toress or bipasha basu or this one pic of chelsea gilligan but mostly the first 2

[holynachocrown]

Okay so my fan casts or like what i think the batfam would look like irl or most dc characters

My headcannons talia and damian are both Egyptian and mixed with some asian

First off bruce

Bruce i cant decide between three people

Robert pattinson, nate mann, or this beautiful man called scott benoit

He looks like this

So yeah but im leaning towards nate and scott honestly

Okay then now onto richard , he is hard to pinpoint honestly but i found this adorable guy called louis garrel he looks like this

Like look at this man and tell me he aint dick grayson like cmon now his smile???

And a pic of him grown upp

[holynachocrown]

Okay continuing because of pic maximum stuff moving on to tim

Okay for tim i chose jacob portman he is so tim liek hello?? I have never seen someone look so tim like him he is perfect like look at him!!!

[holynachocrown]

Okay for jason i was genuinely having a hard time?? Like to choose and stuff

Like okay i was thinking of either 2 to 3 people like bruce maybe a mix of them?? Respectively jose ramon barreto, rodney harvey, david micheal reardon

Like i feel like they are mixed together to make jason or individualy?

[holynachocrown]

Now then talia and damian its pretty obvious who would be who and im not really confused about them

Its pretty set for me egyptian actress sherhan and damian is carter rockeood like cmon

[holynachocrown]

Now for cass and stephanie which again pretty obvious who is who but yeah for cass i was thinking of anna sawai or this woman i saw one pic of i can find what her name is for the life of me🫠🫠 and steph is either amanda seyfried or dorit revelis

[holynachocrown]

Okay so my fan casts or like what i think the batfam would look like irl or most dc characters

My headcannons talia and damian are both Egyptian and mixed with some asian

First off bruce

Bruce i cant decide between three people

Robert pattinson, nate mann, or this beautiful man called scott benoit

He looks like this

So yeah but im leaning towards nate and scott honestly

Okay then now onto richard , he is hard to pinpoint honestly but i found this adorable guy called louis garrel he looks like this

Like look at this man and tell me he aint dick grayson like cmon now his smile???

And a pic of him grown upp

[holynachocrown]

Okay continuing because of pic maximum stuff moving on to tim

Okay for tim i chose jacob portman he is so tim liek hello?? I have never seen someone look so tim like him he is perfect like look at him!!!

[holynachocrown]

Okay for jason i was genuinely having a hard time?? Like to choose and stuff

Like okay i was thinking of either 2 to 3 people like bruce maybe a mix of them?? Respectively jose ramon barreto, rodney harvey, david micheal reardon

Like i feel like they are mixed together to make jason or individualy?

[holynachocrown]

Now then talia and damian its pretty obvious who would be who and im not really confused about them

Its pretty set for me egyptian actress sherhan and damian is carter rockeood like cmon

[holynachocrown]

Okay so my fan casts or like what i think the batfam would look like irl or most dc characters

My headcannons talia and damian are both Egyptian and mixed with some asian

First off bruce

Bruce i cant decide between three people

Robert pattinson, nate mann, or this beautiful man called scott benoit

He looks like this

So yeah but im leaning towards nate and scott honestly

Okay then now onto richard , he is hard to pinpoint honestly but i found this adorable guy called louis garrel he looks like this

Like look at this man and tell me he aint dick grayson like cmon now his smile???

And a pic of him grown upp

[holynachocrown]

Okay continuing because of pic maximum stuff moving on to tim

Okay for tim i chose jacob portman he is so tim liek hello?? I have never seen someone look so tim like him he is perfect like look at him!!!

[holynachocrown]

Okay for jason i was genuinely having a hard time?? Like to choose and stuff

Like okay i was thinking of either 2 to 3 people like bruce maybe a mix of them?? Respectively jose ramon barreto, rodney harvey, david micheal reardon

Like i feel like they are mixed together to make jason or individualy?

[holynachocrown]

Okay so my fan casts or like what i think the batfam would look like irl or most dc characters

My headcannons talia and damian are both Egyptian and mixed with some asian

First off bruce

Bruce i cant decide between three people

Robert pattinson, nate mann, or this beautiful man called scott benoit

He looks like this

So yeah but im leaning towards nate and scott honestly

Okay then now onto richard , he is hard to pinpoint honestly but i found this adorable guy called louis garrel he looks like this

Like look at this man and tell me he aint dick grayson like cmon now his smile???

And a pic of him grown upp

[holynachocrown]

Okay continuing because of pic maximum stuff moving on to tim

Okay for tim i chose jacob portman he is so tim liek hello?? I have never seen someone look so tim like him he is perfect like look at him!!!

[holynachocrown]

Okay so my fan casts or like what i think the batfam would look like irl or most dc characters

My headcannons talia and damian are both Egyptian and mixed with some asian

First off bruce

Bruce i cant decide between three people

Robert pattinson, nate mann, or this beautiful man called scott benoit

He looks like this

So yeah but im leaning towards nate and scott honestly

Okay then now onto richard , he is hard to pinpoint honestly but i found this adorable guy called louis garrel he looks like this

Like look at this man and tell me he aint dick grayson like cmon now his smile???

And a pic of him grown upp (read reblogs to see continuation.)

[holynachocrown]

Yall aint ready for what i got in mind😈😈😈

Also i suck at backrounds so dont mind the background i hate backgrounds so i just played around with it

But do focus on words in background

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[7975348473]

the urge to drop everything and sit at home, learn how to cartoon, and make stupid videos like jaidenanimations and theodd1sout do.

but then u remember ur not half as funny or talented as them, ur parents exist, and so do taxes. reality is such a nice little ice bucket isnt it 🤗☺️🔪🔪

[holynachocrown]

Or you remember its finals and you gotta study if you want to pass this semester/year🫠🫠🫠🫠

[holynachocrown]

Just had an epiphany watching this tiktok : https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS9Tq9tBx/

Like selina and bruce wayyyyy before knowing both of them are in high society and meeting in lower gotham kind of before batman too like them as frineds in their 20s

Selina:so yeah then he left which is so weird consi-

Bruce:wait he left?

Selina confused why he is confused:yeah?

Bruce:without paying? Dont you have to sue him?? Do you know how he looks like. Actually describe him i will get you your money back! Bruce now frustrated that his good friend didn’t get her money

Selina offended and confused (lowkey amused as well): bruce. Honey. Baby… why would he pay???

Bruce:because its your job? No? Im not judging! I empower you im with you im an ally!!

Selina: bruce… im not a prostitute. (Holding back laughter and offended as well but how the fuck did he get to this conclusion???)

Bruce: youre not??? How??

Selina: why do you even think im a prostitute??

Bruce: well you pull absolutely hot women you only talk good about your woman partners and enjoy them more than the men and most times you take these absolutely horrendous looking ones and i thought at first maybe its because they arent my type you know? But it just kept happening and moat of them give you jewelry so i thought ohhh payment because there is no way you could go back with…that.

Selina:bruce one of them was your ex???

Bruce:well that doesnt mean he isnt unfortunate looking??? Most of them look like they snuck on earth from the 12th layer of hell!

Selina:…. You’re unbelievable.

Thus is all for funsies im not making fun of anyone im not doing anything just the idea of bruce having a huge misunderstanding and being absolutely made fun of is very important for me

Also i dont think people look horrendous or ugly it just depends on the person you cant make someone who likes hot pink love green

And by this if someone says anything towards your looks body or anything eat them up because that is a miserable person that deserves a beating

Life is too short to care about peoples opinions

And by that doesnt mean dont take care of your health no take care just because life is short dont make it shorter by not taking care of your body!!! Love you all ❤️

[holynachocrown]

Brucie wayne

So i see a lot of people going like brucie wayne is the mask and so on but what if i present to you brucie wayne is just bruce sleep deprived or his brain running super fast on ideas and so on which is something i realized i see in people in fields where they legit say the most complicated thing ever and turn around and stare at a match and box expecting it to light by itself because they forgot the most basic common sense

So like no Dick its not that im trying to embarrass its that i genuinely forgot Europe as a whole existed for a second and no its not that i want to embarrass you guys its just i genuinely forgot that i HAVE to answer when you call me dad (i forgot you guys existed for a sec-)

Like this is something i live with like my parents and older sibling are in really complicated fields so most of the time its just they genuinely forget basic common sense or basic information two days ago someone from my moms high-school met her and my mom legit forgot her OWN name she just stared at her and i had to come in and say my moms name because she was introducing herself to the womans family

A few weeks ago my brother and i were sitting for THREE HOURS in the living room together just vibing he looks up from his phone legit freezes and panics then takes a minute and goes i forgot you existed for a second like HOW?? You watched mom give birth to me just today you took me to college??

And i believe that that is bruce like its not that he’s clumsy or its a mask its just a brilliant mind that thought common sense/ information is overrated 🤷🏻‍♀️

Another thing he is too prideful to admit that his embarrassing moments are genuine and not an act that man is a father and he wants to impress his kids dammit.