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Edibles Review #1: Cheeba Chews

Potency: I had been told that a very small pinch of a cheeba chew would get me fucked up. That didn't happen. Maybe it's because I went with the quad dose instead of the deca dose. Regardless, I got through two entire chews in one weekend. The first one was split between six people in one night. We didn't really get high until the entire thing was gone. For the amount of money I spent, we could have all gotten crazy stoned several times had I bought actual weed instead of edibles. 

Duration: It took about half an hour to an hour after eating the chews for my friends and I to even start to feel high. That being said, the high lasted quite a while, up to about three or four hours. 

Taste: They tasted a bit like tootsie rolls, but still had a faint weed taste to them that I didn't enjoy. I swallowed my bites whole rather than chewing to avoid the taste. 

The high: The high from cheeba chews feels a lot more functional than a smoking high, and made me a lot less lazy. The high was very nice and calming, and I felt like my regular self, but floating on a cloud. I honestly sat here for like ten minutes trying to find a better description than "floating on a cloud", but that's how it felt to me. However, just because I felt more functional doesn't mean I was. I didn't have a filter because I didn't realize how high I was and couldn't recognize that some things can wait until I'm sober enough to judge what I should and shouldn't say.

Overall verdict: As nice as the high was, I don't think I'll ever buy these again. I found it to be a waste of money. I also found it difficult to enjoy in social settings because of reasons I have previously stated. I may try the deca dose later in life, but definitely not the quad dose. 

[livingwrong]

"I have an idea for a musical. I'm kind of kidding, but I'm actually completely serious. Big Foot breaks into the movie theaters and steals the kids' popcorn. Then he abducts the kids and raises them in the forest. Then years later the parents find the kids in the woods and they realize that Big Foot was a better parent than the parents were. The parents go to jail and Big Foot wins the Nobel Peace Prize while a beautiful aria plays."

My father

What the fuck, though.

[livingwrong]

So whenever I'm stoned or drunk

I write down funny things that people say, because I figure I won’t remember them the next day. So I have all of these great quotes people said stoned/drunk saved to the notes on my phone, and I figured I’d share some with you.

"What if when you set the pipe down, a meteor landed in the cul de sac, and we all caught on fire?"

"I’m not gay, but I’m for suggestions."

"Leviticus 9:11-Thou shall be a terrorist."

"I hid cigarettes in the front yard this morning."

"Trees have copious amounts of DMT in them. Therefore, trees are always dreaming."

"I’m a stoner aspiring to be a priest."

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of reality?"

"I’m the Ringo Starr of social skills; I’m failing epically, but I’m having fun."

"We should go see St. Vincent and then go give flowers to sick people."

"What if I was  a street performer, but I played in a cul de sac and only got tips from people taking U-turns?"

"What would On the Road be like if Jack Kerouac had used a GPS?"

(While smoking in the car, "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles comes on)Stereo: "He blew his mind out in a car..." My friend: "That's what we're doing!"

"New rule to live by: If you ever think you're being irritated purposefully, do something outrageous incase you're being Punk'd."

"How many pots have you smoken?"