Imagine Duke, freshly a ward of Bruce Wayne and recently moved into the manor, doing the normal thing all new batkids do and forgetting they’re, by all means, really rich.
So he’s constantly asking his siblings to buy things for him and then offering to pay them back on instinct—or denying when he doesn’t have ‘enough money’ to pay them back.
It happens most often with Tim, because Tim is always offering to buy no matter what. Duke’s also the closest in age to Tim, so he’s the nearest older sibling he’s got.
Duke: I’m hungry.
Tim: We can go get pizza or something?
Duke: Can’t I’m broke.
Tim: …?
Tim, shrugging: I’ll pay.
Duke: Hell yeah!
Tim, grinning: You do know you’re also rich, Duke?
Duke:
Duke: Right.
Tim: Ughhh we’re out of Cola—that’s it, I’m going to the store, you want anything, Duke?
Duke: Uhhh maybe something small, I don’t have money to pay you back.
Tim: Duke…
Duke: …Yeah?
Tim:
Tim, sighing: You don’t have to. What do you want?
Duke, calling Tim: Hey Tim I’m really sorry to ask this of you but could you please order something for me online it’s pretty expensive but—
Tim: What is it?
Duke: What?
Tim: The thingy-majig you want ordered. What is it?
Duke, embarrassed: It’s a new limited edition card that just came out and it’ll sell really quickly and I’m on patrol right now so—
Tim: ‘Kay, done.
Duke: —and I’ll owe you one—what.
Tim: Done. I bought it.
Duke: I didn’t even tell you the card name yet.
Tim: I used context clues and your recent search history.
Duke: …
Tim: You don’t owe me anything anyway, Duke. We’re the sons of a billionaire.
Duke: Thanks anyway.
Tim: No problem.
Tim, coming into the manor with a brand new phone: Hey, Duke.
Duke: Hey! Whose is that?
Tim, handing him the phone: Yours.
Duke: …?
Tim: You said your phone broke last week.
Duke: Tim, this might be more expensive than all my past phones combined.
Tim, shrugging: Just means you’ve got an upgrade.
Duke: Tim. I can’t afford this.
Tim: Good thing I already bought it, then. It’s yours, Dayshift.
Duke: Thanks, Tim.


















