#underworld army

[thesilliestguys]

“Yeah, I need to—” [remembers suicide jokes are upsetting for the people around me] “vanquish the Underworld army and slay Hades.”

[totallycorrectkidicarusquotes]

Medusa: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Hades: *puts two more cups down*

Medusa: Please, no-

Hades: *starts shuffling the cups*

[headcanonsnquotes-kidicarus]

what’s going on at New Year’s Eve?

Made food/decorations: Pit, Dark Pit

falls asleep before midnight: Palutena

falls asleep after midnight: Phosphora, Pit

doesn’t sleep: Viridi, Arlon

“wait, it’s New Year’s?”: Dark Pit

made a resolution: literally nobody. they are staying the exact same because they all know that nobody fulfill resolutions. literally all they say is “i don’t die this year” or “I guess i could work on ____” but the latter is a rare one.

pulled crazy shit pranks with fireworks: Viridi, Dark Pit(after he realized what day it was), Phosphora, entire underworld army

actually managed a fireworks show: Arlon

[kid-icarus-headcanons]

69. The Hewdraw used to be three separate entities, but Hades fused them together because he thought it would be funny.

[totallycorrectkidicarusquotes]

Pandora: Everybody relax. He’s lying. He doesn’t have any poison.

Hades: No, I don’t have any on me. But I do keep some in the fridge at the castle in the relish jar.

Thanatos: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles.

Pandora: What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

Hades: Well, that’s mayonnaise. That’s a decoy.

Pandora: And the mayo jar?

Hades: That’s shampoo.

Thanatos: You’re telling me I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

Hades: If you’re using the mayonnaise, yeah…probably.

[headcanonsnquotes-kidicarus]

Dark Pit, being made to serve the Underworld Army, was given resistance to fire because, unlike Underworld Monsters, Angels are flammable, and guess what has a bunch of fire? The Underworld. This is why Dark Pit’s wings didn’t explode in flames when Pit’s did and which is why he is completely fine.

[kid-icarus-headcanons]

66. Hades puts his hair in a bun when he goes to bed.

[kid-icarus-headcanons]

62. Contrary to popular belief, Hades is a very good chef.