the 5 freshers youre’re GUARENTEED to meet at uni!!
coming to univresity can be a stressful experien ce with all the muriad of people and places, but don’t worry this list will hellp you to categorize everyone into an easy to understand paragraph.
1. the LAD
these cool kids can be seen in one of three places the gym, the su, or your flatmates bedroom ;) watch out for there toned superior bodys especially when rubbing their warm sweaty bodys against each other in a nice game of ruggers. he might seem like a dick at first, but after a few vks you;ll submitt to his lascivious needy
2. the house muM
this nice intentioned but ultamitely annoying flatmate will constantle be on your back about washing the dishes. watch out for her passive aggressive notes about pans left out for over a month. WHO CARES IF THER’ES A BIT OF MOLD ON IT KAREN GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DIRTY WHOR
3. the NERD
this fucing loser spends his entire time in the library and watching rick and morty. to be fair we all love show PICKLE RIIIICK lol serioursly though this guy probably only had sex with one girl and shes a proper munter WUBBALUBBADUBDUB
4. T̪ͨ̐͌̆ͬ̐͂̆̀H̥̐̄̈ͮ́̓E̷̷̢̦͍̦̯͌ͮ͐̈́̅̈ ̜̥̲͓̆̓͑͑ͥ̌H͈͇̻̞̔̈́̊͗͊͆͢Ȍ̲̯̱͈̥̤͛̉̇́͟ͅR̪͉ͥ͌̌ͨ͝N̆̄̓̇̀҉̹̞͍̹̩̼̟E̶͔̣͙͎ͤ̌ͧ̓͑ͩ̆ͦ͘D̲̠̱̃̾ͮ̏̈́͜͡ ̶͉̦͓̦̘̩̰͈̳̈̉̎̎̎Ơ͖̳̖̹̤̘̞ͣ͋͘͝N̴̡͉̞̦̮͎̠͈͎̍̂͐̋̽̒̍͝ͅE̶̵̖̦̘̬̼̺̳͙̽͆͞
For centuries this demonic spirit has haunted the prairies and woodlands drifting on the moonlight breeze. Every civilisation has a word for this demon: the devil, skarlak, o aguar, but all speak of his malignant influence. Care not for his steely gaze, for look into his eyes and you shall the true nature of evil. O Horned One we hear your cry, With cloven feet and fearful eye, Cast not your gaze, move on by, Else all fair souls should surely die
5. The sesh head
always in the club, this crazy cunt has NEVER made a 9am. watch out on anight out with him, you never know where it’ll end!!