modern!AU headcanon: I can easily picture Julian running a sex toy review blog. Long, detailed articles on how a particular item worked for him/made him feel, would always stress whether a toy is made of a body safe material (he's a doc after all, oughta care for this stuff), sexy nekkid selfies with bitten lips and toys in hands or right on his body and url probably doctor69 or something similar (can you guess I've been reading your kinky HC on him again). Ugh. I'll go be horny alone XD
I like this. I love this. It’s perfect.
His blog banner shows right off the bat he’s a bottom - it’s a shadowed collage of pictures of him tied up, blindfolded, or in a submissive pose; naturally filtered in shades of red & black.
I want his blog tagline to be something horribly cheesy like “The Love Doctor is in...”
His first post is him explaining why he started the blog, “Love cast her gaze on this wretch & turned away... so I’ve taken matters & my dick into my own hands.”
You never see his naked hands in any of his images or videos, it’s always black gloves. They’ve become his signature of sorts.
Has a wishlist of toys & goodies he wants to try & people submit tips so he can purchase them later. Also hosts polls so his followers can choose which items he tries next.
Rates the toys on a ‘leech scale’ for how much they sucked the life out of him.
“5/5 leeches, I died and came back to life.”
“1/5 leeches, hardly felt a tickle.”
“4/5 leeches, just what the doctor ordered.”