#unicronians

[mannepl]

One of them always gets sent to hell and I think we all know which one...

Let Scourge be part of the trio for once </3

[unicroniansweek]

TWO MONTHS TILL UNICRONIANS WEEK!

Just an early reminder if you're an insanely slow artist (like the one writing this post) or missed the hypetrain when this first dropped. For more information about Unicronians Week, see the pinned post.

Looking forward to seeing all your cool art and fics!

[thestitchesarchive]

HC that the Unicronians all get migraines if they think too hard because Unicron is a shitty fucking programmer and gave them all processing algorithms with exponentially scaling time complexity of like O(n^n) or some bullshit. Also there’s just random debug print statements everywhere that he forgot to comment out so they’re just constantly hallucinating random data values they shouldn’t be. This is why Galvatron is insane, they introduced some data input that shouldn’t be in the program (heat, a lot of it) and it sent him into an infinite recursive loop somewhere

[nonamefvckers]

I finally have the ultimate transformers nightmare!! It's very sad that I don't see a toothy vagina toy unicron from anyone, despite the fact that he would fit in well next to the unicronian company..

Unfortunately, I didn't have enough money for a unicron the size of a child..

And oh it looks like stormsurge has a new friend! Okay, I just don't like the way he falls over on his stand..

[raileurta]

Crazy idea spawned in my brain for the musical stuff

In the tfp video game there was a bot made by unicron named thunderwing and that got me thinking about how some unicronian bots would be with their singing and lead me to these ideas

A unicronian bot having a musical number while fighting the autobots that's like fight for me by aliceband and treating the battle like some psychosexual dance

Another unicronian singing about how meaningless all things are thus why not do whatever you want and sow chaos because you can

I especially can see a unicronian bot pulling that one scene from nerdy prudes must die where they have the whole "who will pray for me"

Basically I imagine unicronian bots in the musical au fully embracing their nature and full on having songs displaying what aspect of chaos and destruction they covet

This is a really interesting idea!! It's kinda giving the Adam family vibes to me.

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"Both cyclonus and scourge take orders under the command of a purple horned bot known as galvatron. It's been rumored that unicrons direct influence on his mind has driven him into insanity. This insanity mixed with his incredible strength, and the fact that he's impervious to nearly all attacks is a recipe for disaster. Galvatron has been a problem for a while now because of it, and what's worse, is that he can easily disintegrate his foes with the large orange weapon on his arm. Few survive encountering him, and if he still had some sanity left? Well, I fear he'd be even worse."

"Galvatron's origins are currently unknown, but since unicron has multiverse traveling abilities, it wouldn't be surprising if unicron plucked him from a previously consumed universe. Then again, unicron has made deals with 'lesser beings' in the past, so that too is an option to consider."

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"Those who are desperate for power often turn to unicron to get it, and the bots who make deals with him are often warped beyond recognition in both mind and body. However, I am curious to know if the bots he made deals with still remember their previous identities or if unicron wipes them completely in the process, removing everything they once were and turning them into nothing more than a husk for his personal use."

"It's also possible that unicron might keep his new servants memories and personality in tact, finding amusement as the bot slowly begins to realize they're in over their helm and trapped in a deal they can't escape from. This is one of the reasons why unicron is so dangerous. Once you made a deal with him you are forever bound to his service and he makes sure of that too. Even in death the dark energon he feeds his heralds with turns their lifeless shell into a zombie like state, ensuring they keep serving him even when they are long gone."

"Unicrons mythical and unpredictable nature is exactly what has fascinated and drawn me to study him and his underlings. He is a being of immense and possibly infinite power who can tear apart the intricate constructions of galaxies one planet at a time."

[gregxb]

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