Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2022/11/03/november-2022-caption-contest-winners
It's the final Saturday of November so it's time to pick the winners of the monthly caption contest!
Due to when the Saturdays fell this month, it's a relatively short caption contest (3 weeks), but you still all submitted some pretty great captions and it was hard to choose between them! Because I originally ran this specific picture as a caption contest in 2021 that I never got back to, I've included those captions too, so if you submitted a caption back then, you still have a chance to win. :3
Anyway here were the entries:
P J Evans: They're clutching the boob-belt, it seems
P J Evans: The napkins do look like nice padding for that boob-squishing belt!
tytalus: Those look riveted on. They're cyber-boobs! We made them better, stronger...faster?
Kurt Prünner: "That's the third wrongest use of a bunny hair band that I've ever seen!"
Mel: I think she took up knitting, discovered it was hard work and stopped after two inches. But she told everyone she was making a sweater and decided to just tie the tiny scrap on and pretend it was high fashion.
@earthdeep: wow those things have their own shopfront awning...
@fliting: They're oven mitts, so she can balance a hot pan on her breasts when she takes it out of the oven without burning herself.
@plateglasstrampoline: Boob bibs.
@slightlyannoyedpanda: All I can see is that sharp white decorative border that looks like a blade is about to pierce her stomach, and if there ever was a convincing argument for why you should wear proper armor, this is it.
@caprice-nisei-enjoyer: Notice the claws and the belt across her bust? It's a mimic that wants to be the Monster Book of Monsters when it grows up
@coriwithclass: The caption "up" and the arrow are desperately trying to fix that poor girl's torso and keep her boobs from dragging on the ground.
@timhulsizer: “Yeah, my neck comes out of my left shoulder. What’s it to ya?”
@differenttriumphdragon: "Pick Up [Summon]"? More like "Pick Up a shirt from the nearest clothing store for the love of god"
@siklo: She’s clearly lactating and she though napkins are the obvious choice to clean up spilled milk
So I'm going to pick 3 winners and 2 honorable mentions. If 1 of the winners doesn't accept their prize, then it'll go to the honorable mentions. :3
Honorable mentions go to: @earthdeep and @plateglasstrampoline!
In second place: @fliting!
And the winner of November 2022's caption contest is... @siklo! whose entry came in just under the deadline and made me laugh much harder than it should have
The winners get their choices of Steam games from this list: Beholder 2, Severed Steel, We Were Here Together, Overgrowth, Syberia 1, Riot: Civil Unrest, Neverinth, Dusk Diver, Tokyo Xanadu EX+, Still Life, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Velvet Assassin, Fury Unleashed, Main Assembly, Oddworld: New n' Tasty, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD, Rage in Peace, Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos, and Wife Quest
If you've won, please contact me by email or on Tumblr to collect your prize! If you won first place, just tell me the game you want, if you won second place, let me know 2 games in order of preference, and if you won third place give me 3 games in order of preference.
Thank you to everybody who competed! It was a very fun one and I loved the captions you all came up with. It was very hard for me to pick!
Stay tuned next week for December's special holiday themed caption contest!
