#unperra

[weepingfoxfury]

Ambrose continued with his many rock thoughts despite feeling a disturbance in his day ... Captain Blackbeard pondered his mildly lofty predicament and coughed politely ... Ambrose sighed and enquired after the problem ... Captain Blackbeard expressed himself uncertain as to what to do next ... Ambrose smiled to himself, tweaked a single (but exceptionally well chosen) cat hair and helped Captain Blackbeard to find his roar ... UnPerra kept his thoughts to himself and merely smirked a little into the grass ...

[weepingfoxfury]

Tiberius found himself in a car park, surrounded by broken down buildings, loud and unfamiliar noises and the stench of traffic fumes and bad drainage ... 'not the life for me!' He declared, and hailed the next hooman he sighted. Ten minutes of roar and rumble later he found himself in the countryside, whereupon he chose his spot near UnPerra the plastic pony and Ambrose the long thinking rock ... this will do nicely he thought and settled into a long, long moment of contemplation ...

[weepingfoxfury]

'They're playing A Horse With No Name on the radio!' Ambrose shouted across to UnPerra ... 'A Horse With No Name?' queried UnPerra ... Tiberius woke with a start, furrowed his brow and called out to Ambrose 'Who is this Horse With No Name?' ... 'It's on the radio!' shouted UnPerra ... 'Yes!' agreed Ambrose 'On the radio!' ... 'Hmmmmm' pondered Tiberius 'Then either the Horse With No Name is very small, or the radio is very large' ...

[weepingfoxfury]

Abandoned in a car park in the shiny metropolis ... brought home and released into the woolly wilds ... UnPerra is Ambrose the Rock's mostly silent confidant ... what passes between them stays between them and becomes the whispering of the grass in the wind ... I listen most days but am mostly none the wiser ...

[weepingfoxfury]

When playing hide and seek with Ambrose the rock and UnPerra the pony, one must have patience, persistence and a complete poker face ...